"This all may sound terribly cynical, but I am trying to tell you that reading shouldn’t be like washing dishes. I’m not saying that if you don’t like the opening sentence just give up. But after you’ve given a book a few chapters – if it doesn’t make you want to buy a dishwasher and get to bed early to collapse into your book – then maybe it just isn’t the book for you at the moment. Head to your local Indy store, share your opinions, faint if you must, but buy a different book."