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1. What 3 types of British schools do you know?

 A. primary
    secondary
    six form
 B. preparatory
    secondary
    public

2. How is primary school divided in Britain?

 A. infant school
    junior school

 B. grammar school
    private school

3. What streams of primary school do you know?

 A. A,B,C,D

 B. A,B


4. What is Oxbridge?

 A. Cambridge and Oxford
 B. Bridge in London
Card 1
Get to know yourself                                                                            A          B

1 I am good at learning languages.                                                              Yes        No

2 I am good at mathematics.                                                                     Yes        No

3 In discussions I can clearly explain my point of view.                                        Yes        No

4 I am interested in new technologies.                                                          Yes        No

5 When I am in a new situation l can understand it quickly.                                     No         Yes

6 When I was a child I always invented new games to play with my friends.                       No         Yes

7 I like to go on excursions with my class, especially to art galleries.                        No         Yes

8 I like listening to different kinds of music.                                                 No         Yes
9 I like doing tasks with clear and detailed instructions.                                      Yes        No

10 It's difficult for me to follow the instruction step by step - I always change something.    No         Yes

11 I write with my right hand.                                                                  Yes        No
12 I write with my left hand.                                                                   No         Yes




   Card 2
                          Match the beginnings and the ends of these school jokes.

    1 Teacher: Why did you fail the last exam paper?          a) No, it was just her pen.
    2 Son: We had a test yesterday because the                b) You can't lose something you never had!
    teacher said we would have the test come rain or          c) Why? I got up early!
    shine.                                                    d) You can't have had the test. It snowed
    3 Student: I didn't do my homework 'cos I lost my         yesterday!
    memory.                                                   e) I must have got the wrong paper!
    4 Teacher: Your mother must have written this
    homework.
    5 Teacher: You can't have made so many
    mistakes in just one day!

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Pril

  • 1. Приложение 1 Check your progress: 1. What 3 types of British schools do you know? A. primary secondary six form B. preparatory secondary public 2. How is primary school divided in Britain? A. infant school junior school B. grammar school private school 3. What streams of primary school do you know? A. A,B,C,D B. A,B 4. What is Oxbridge? A. Cambridge and Oxford B. Bridge in London
  • 2. Card 1 Get to know yourself A B 1 I am good at learning languages. Yes No 2 I am good at mathematics. Yes No 3 In discussions I can clearly explain my point of view. Yes No 4 I am interested in new technologies. Yes No 5 When I am in a new situation l can understand it quickly. No Yes 6 When I was a child I always invented new games to play with my friends. No Yes 7 I like to go on excursions with my class, especially to art galleries. No Yes 8 I like listening to different kinds of music. No Yes 9 I like doing tasks with clear and detailed instructions. Yes No 10 It's difficult for me to follow the instruction step by step - I always change something. No Yes 11 I write with my right hand. Yes No 12 I write with my left hand. No Yes Card 2 Match the beginnings and the ends of these school jokes. 1 Teacher: Why did you fail the last exam paper? a) No, it was just her pen. 2 Son: We had a test yesterday because the b) You can't lose something you never had! teacher said we would have the test come rain or c) Why? I got up early! shine. d) You can't have had the test. It snowed 3 Student: I didn't do my homework 'cos I lost my yesterday! memory. e) I must have got the wrong paper! 4 Teacher: Your mother must have written this homework. 5 Teacher: You can't have made so many mistakes in just one day!