The document discusses concerns about internet usage and the lack of digital literacy among family members. It highlights issues like harmful online content and the tendency for sensational email forwards. The author speculates on the existence of online communities for various interests and offers tips for navigating digital communication.

1. Your family is worried about your internet use.

2. Think /b/ 4 u click! There are things on the internet that you don’t want to see.

3. New report predicts that donkeys will be the next viral sensation.

4. Your computer-illiterate relatives are responsible for “important” email forwards. Tell them how to delete addresses and headings in forwarded emails. Tell them to stop using their computers. Then, stop speaking to them—for good.

5. Knowledge, knowledge, everywhere, but not a thought to think. My theory on why people are still so dumb.

6. Online community or “underground ring”? There’s an online community for any activity or interest, no matter how weird, perverted, pointless, and/or illegal it is. I’ll tell you how to get involved and how you can send me pics.

7. What a CAT-astrophe!

8. An e-mail forwards is more believable if: It’s a “personal, eyewitness account” IT’S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, WITH HUGE FONTS & LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! It’s written in magenta, comic-sans with a religious sign off (for inspirational news)

9. Stand out from the crowd

10. Google yourself “ Google” means to search for yourself online, no matter what your “friends” might have told you.