This document contains a collection of random quotes, images, and short passages on various topics ranging from mimes and bears to cats and health books. It jumps between different sections with no clear overall theme or narrative.

1. 05/11/2012
BATTLEDECK
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3. How to Receive an
Unwanted Present
Scott Berkun

7. The Mouth of Hell

8. Pick One:
Photo by brandoncripps

9. LOLWUT?

10. “If you shoot at
mimes, should you
use a silencer?
Steven Wright

12. IN CONCLUSION:

13. IN CONCLUSION:

15. It’s a Trap!
Adam Tratt

17. According to Boromir:
Walk into
Things you can do
Mordor

19. Pick One:

21. “Exit, pursued by a bear.”
William Shakespeare

22. Batstache

23. In Conclusion...

24. In Conclusion...

26. Why We Can’t
Have Nice Things
Hillel Cooperman

29. ChestStache

30. vs.

32. “Always do sober what you
said you’d do drunk.
That’ll teach you to keep
your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway

34. In Conclusion...

35. In Conclusion...

37. The Best Thing About
Cats
Jon Culvers

39. chart

40. Cats are liquids

41. Pick One:

43. “Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.”
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

45. In Conclusion...

46. In Conclusion...

48. The Time I Stepped In It

52. Pick One:

54. “...said the man who thought he was a rabbit.”
G.K. Chesterton

56. In Conclusion...

57. In Conclusion...