This document provides 20 management styles and 20 management terminologies as jokes. The management styles include managing by walking faster than employees, managing by staring out the window, and managing by hiding information. The management terminologies humorously describe situations like "a number of different approaches are being tried" to mean "we are still pissing in the wind" and "customer satisfaction is delivered assured" to mean "we are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered." The document uses humor and sarcasm to poke fun at various ineffective management approaches and styles.