The narrator visited God's clinic for a checkup and various health issues were discovered. God found the narrator was low in tenderness, anxious, and their arteries were blocked by loneliness. An electrocardiogram revealed the narrator needed "love bypasses" and they could not walk with or hug friends due to fractures from envy. God also diagnosed the narrator with shortsightedness, as they could not see beyond others' shortcomings. When the narrator complained of deafness, the diagnosis was they had stopped listening to God's daily voice. God provided a free consultation and prescribed natural remedies including daily gratitude, peace, patience, brotherhood, humility and love.