The document argues that climate disasters are caused by God's wrath in response to societal sins, particularly the legalization of same-sex marriage. It references several religious figures who claim natural disasters are the result of increasing LGBTQ rights and acceptance. The document mocks those who see climate change as having natural or human-caused elements, asserting that only divine disapproval can explain recent extreme weather events.

1. God’s wrath – the REAL cause of climate change
Russell Grenning
PM Abbott was right to dump all of that expensive bureaucracy and to seek the
abolition of all of those silly carbon tax laws imposed upon us by Labor regimes and,
while he is about it he might just as well scrap the Coalition’s Direct Action policy as
well.
Yes, there have been some really awful fires and storms and floods of late around the
world but no power on earth – and I do mean that literally – can stop them. In fact,
they have been caused, and are being caused, by God’s wrath.
Our political leaders should, as it were, “come clean” and acknowledge that it is
rampant sin and gross immorality that are causing these catastrophes.
This rampant sin and gross immorality is no better – or should that be, no worse? –
illustrated than by the godless campaign in support of same-sex marriage.
Only last week, a UK Independence Party local Councillor from Henley-on-Thames,
David Silvester revealed the Truth in his local paper that the recent storms and floods
that have ravaged large parts of Great Britain were entirely due to the government’s
decision to legalise gay marriage.
Cr Silvester, who defected from the Conservative Party over the issue, is on first name
terms with the Almighty so he is ideally placed to reveal, as he did, “The scriptures
make it abundantly clear that a Christian nation that abandons its faith and acts
contrary to the Gospel (and in naked breach of a coronation oath) will be beset by
natural disasters such as storms, disease, pestilence and war.”
Not being as close to God as Cr Silvester, I haven’t got a clue what a naked breach of
a coronation oath actually is but the last person to actually make a coronation oath is
Her Majesty the Queen and I simply refuse to believe she would engage in naked
breaches of anything, much less her coronation oath.
This Messenger from God pressed on with this frightening revelation, “I wrote to
(British Conservative PM) David Cameron in April 2012 to warn him that disasters
would accompany the passage of his same-sex marriage bill. It is his fault that large
swathes of the nation have been afflicted by storms and floods. He has arrogantly
acted against the Gospel that once made Britain “great” and the lesson surely that
has to be learned is that no man or men, however powerful, can mess with Almighty
God with impunity and get away with it for everything that a nation does will be
weighed on the scale of divine approval or disapproval.”
For all of his trouble in revealing this Divine Truth, Cr Silvester has been suspended
from membership of the UK Independence Party whose reason for being is to take the
UK out of the European Union.
But he, and his fellow latter-day apostles, will not be silenced.

2. Last October, the National Research Officer for Family Voice Australia, Ms Roz
Phillips, warned that the then-impending decision of the ACT Government to legalise
same-sex marriage would have dire consequences for our national capital, not the
least of which is that it would cause tradies to become terribly confused.
As she so wisely pointed out in a statement – which thoughtfully included diagrams of
“male” and “female” pipe ends being – well, there is no other way of putting it –
screwed together, she said solemnly, “As any tradie can tell you, marriage has
always been a joining together of two opposites. You cannot properly unite two of the
same.”
The contemplation of Family Voice Australia consulting ACT plumbers and other
tradies about what is and should be marriage somewhat boggles the mind but,
nevertheless, “Let’s not confuse apprentice electricians, plumbers and carpenters in
the ACT lest the lights go out, the drains leak and the chairs collapse in the
Legislative Assembly.”
Did the ACT Government heed her warning? No, of course not, steeped in sin as they
are. Fortunately the High Court agreed to the Abbott Government’s appeal against the
new laws and they were struck down thus ensuring ACT tradies did not remain
confused for long..
I have personal knowledge proving that she was right.
An acquaintance of mine in the ACT is, well, you know One Of Those, and he and his
ummm, well, “friend”, were planning to tie the knot during that window of
opportunity between the passage of the law and the High Court decision.
Anyhow they came home from their – I suppose you would call it – “buck’s party” to
find a dripping tap. Mindful of Ms Phillip’s warning they immediately abandoned
their intended nuptials the next day. Well, if they had called in a confused plumber
and the whole place had gone under water because of his ignorance about pipe
screwing, they would have been in diabolical trouble as their household insurance
didn’t cover Acts of God. They knew that insurance companies are always on the side
of the Angels and would have had just cause not to pay up.
Incidentally, one of the benefits of same sex marriages is, I suppose, that both parties
get to go to the buck’s party for the chaps or the bridal shower in the case of the
lassies so neither party has to worry about what high-jinks his/her intended gets up to
there.
If the linking of the abominable crime of buggery – as it was so once neatly described
in Australian statute law – to frightful disasters could be considered to be a cottage
industry here, it operates at industrial strength in the USA.
Leading the charge is that beacon of life, love and Christian forgiveness, the
Westboro Baptist Church which, among other things, endears itself to the great

3. American public by picketing the funerals of servicemen and women killed on active
duty and informing grieving relatives that the death of their loved one was God’s will.
After Hurricane Sandy caused massive death and destruction along the eastern US
seaboard, these Bible-believers tweeted, “We bow in humble thanks 2 God 4 Sandy.”
Yes, it was all the fault of poofters and dykes. In case you don’t know, this
enlightened congregation is best known for its “God hates fags” Revealed Truth.
Evangelist Pat Robertson who has made it his life’s work to sheet the blame home to
where it truly belongs got on the front foot early on even before there was any
nonsense talked about gay marriage. As early as 1994, he reported that a massive
earthquake in Los Angeles San Fernando Valley which killed seventy-two and caused
$25 million in damage could be attributed to “God’s displeasure with gays and
lesbians, pro-choice activists and perversity.”
At least gays and lesbians weren’t entirely to blame for that disaster which was
something of a relief but, clearly, it was a Sign.
By 1998, Robertson had finally had The Revelation so he tried to pre-emptively
blame an impending storm approaching Florida on gay revellers celebrating at Disney
World’s Gay Days Weekend.
Oh dear. The storm completely missed Florida but hit the rest of the east coast and
one of the hardest hit places was Virginia Beach, Virginia, the home of his Christian
Broadcasting Network. Unconfirmed reports said several practicing heterosexuals
were inconvenienced not least by the realisation that God has a sense of humour.
Not in the least deterred by this, Robertson said that the 2010 earthquake in Haiti had
been caused by individuals “who act kind of gay” which means that they may, or may
not, be sunk-in-sin deviates. Possibly, they just wear clothing which could be
described as flamboyant by an elderly man who only wears grey suits, but you can’t
be too careful.
While Robertson is our best contemporary reporter on the clear link between all that is
gay and natural disaster, some deeper thinkers have gone back into history. And,
heavens above, this has been happening virtually since the dawn of time.
Pastor Scott Lively has blown the lid on what caused The Great Flood, history’s most
disastrous natural disaster when only quick thinking by Noah, after being tipped off
by God, saved us all. It seems “the last straw for God” was “when they started
writing wedding songs to homosexual marriage.”
Just who “they”were is not actually clear but we pray that they were all drowned –
not that each succeeding generation doesn’t see more and more of them.
Pastor Lively tells it how it is. “I think this is the issue of the end times,
homosexuality. It’s present. If you do a careful investigation of all of the scriptures
dealing with this from the beginning and all the way to the end, God is painting a
very clear picture that this represents the outer extent of rebellion against Him in a
society and the last thing that happens before wrath comes.”

4. You have been warned.