The document provides contradictory advice on giving presentations, suggesting both effective techniques like speaking clearly and having visual aids as well as ineffective ones like using flashy transitions and lying to audiences. It also switches between providing genuine tips and sarcastic comments, making the overall message unclear.

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2. GIVING GOOD
PRESENTATIONS
BY PETER HAJAS
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3. WHAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO LISTEN
TO A PRESENTATION IF IT IS GOOD
Lots of information onscreen.
Your presentation should stand alone, without you.
Few pictures. They are distracting.
Themes make presentations exciting!
Overstate your claims, justified with vague terms, skewed statistics (or no statistics), biased opinions, or outright lies. This ensures believability.
Flashy transitions are best.
Sound effects are good.
More bullet points means a more gooder talk.
Make sure to talk quietly. Loud voices scare people..
Be sure to not define complicated technical terms. Your audience is intelligent enough.
Everyone loves trollfaces!
Monotone means reliability
Looking presentable is threatening to your audience.
Empty promises are just as good.
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5. Hi!
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6. Hi!
I’m Peter Hajas
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7. Giving effective presentations
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11. Why?
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13. Being a good person
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22. Be presentable
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23. Speak well as a group
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26. Lists
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27. Lists stink
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28. • New alerts
• AlertDashboard
• Lockscreen view
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33. Visually
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43. Be understandable
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44. A MobileSubstrate-based SpringBoard tweak
that intercepts SBAlertItems and more
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45. iOS Notifications. Done right.
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47. Have something to show
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49. :(
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50. Don’t lie
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53. Just talk
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