The document describes a fast, scalable, online, distributed machine learning classifier built on Apache Spark. It leverages recent research to develop a classifier that can handle large, sparse datasets with up to hundreds of millions of features in a single pass. The system uses online learning techniques like stochastic gradient descent that allow incremental updates to the model as new data is received without requiring multiple passes over the training data. This makes it suitable for applications with streaming data where predictions are needed in real-time. Key challenges addressed include feature scaling, handling different feature frequencies, and efficiently encoding sparse features.