The document proposes 10 revenue generating ideas that are unorthodox and potentially controversial or harmful, including defunding science, taxing gay marriage, charging fees for additional votes, selling corporate sponsorships of Congress members, replacing healthcare with scratch tickets, mandating prisoner organ donation, selling shares in the presidency, auctioning endangered species, allowing businesses to "adopt" undocumented immigrants for free labor, and amending the definition of "rich" in the Bible to increase the number of wealthy people. The overall tone is satirical and suggests the proposals would be ineffective, inappropriate, or damaging policies.

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2. 1. Defund
Science
eliminate all funding for
anything that contradicts
the literal teachings of the
BIBLE--estimated savings:
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$73 billion
down the drain with evolution, global
climate crap, that anti-Pray medical theory
and scientific indoctrination hogwash

3. 2. Tax Gay
Marriage
Every new ‘gay’ marriage
license is taxed at $246,000
annual renewals: $1.5M
estimate revenues:
$149M
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waaah... boowhooo...let the tears
roll on down and the dollars
win-win $$$
flow--
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4. 3. Pay-as-you
Go Voting
your first vote is
FREE...Additional votes are
$1000 a piece for patriots.
estimated revenue:
$89 billion
e democracy comes at a price...well let’s
fricking charge for it....duh....

5. 4. sponsorship
of Congress
every congressional member
wears a corporate ‘nascar‘
jacket with them neat
k
logos--each logo is $15.5M --
old idea, new $$:
$26.7 billion
start stitching them corporate ‘free speech’
logos on and revvvvv it up.....

6. scratch-ticket
5. healthcare
reform
no medicare, medicaid,
obamacare...just opt-in health
‘scratch-tickets’; have fun
and maybe WIN some chemo
a
treatments! savings & revenue
$287 billion
you got to play to win....

7. prisoner
6. organ donor
program
an organ ‘furlough’
program that mandates
prisoners really give back
to society and help fund
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their incarceration.
$1.8 billion
trimming costs has never been so real...

8. 7. IPO the
PRESIDENCY
let corporations invest
(and even people) in the
commander in chief public
offering:
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$345,000,000
a little hat-in-hand, but nows not the time
to be proud...

9. endangered
8. species
auction act
online bidding for endangered
species...let’s see who really
cares; estimated revenue:
$987M
t are they pesky, even necessary? let the free-
market decide...e-bay for species!!

10. 9. illegal alien
adoption Act
agribusiness, contracting
businesses, yes even you, can
adopt an illegal for up to 10
f
years and have them serve you
for FREE (adoption FEEs vary).
$ 2.4 billion
glass half empty or full...you decide...a new
path to citizenship that can help everyone!!!

11. 10. Jesus rich-guy
amendment
jesus didn’t think a ‘rich man’
could make it to heaven...that’s
bad for business; so congress
will define ‘rich’ as a net worth
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of a $500+ trillion--pro jected
revenue, none:
Just feels right
this is how to get the economy
cooking...freedom heaven exclusion

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I’m a little teapot short and stout,..
If i don’t get my way i start to pout.
when i get all steamed up watch me shout...
just tip me over and nothing pours out.