38. Croatian GDP has grown for more than 2%
during the election time!
39. We have weird names for some places:
Sveti Petar u šumi = St. Peter in the Forest
Donje/Gornje Gnojnice = Lower/Upper Slurry
Ženodraga = Dear Wife!
Veliko Svinjičko = Big Pig
Grudnjak = Bra
Gačice = Panties
Babina Guzica = Grandma’s Ass
40. Did you ever wonder…
What makes a person Croatian?
What makes us different from the world?
41. Your Grandma and Grandpa
have a shot of Rakija for breakfast!
Or even worse: Rachhiato…cheers!
42. Your dad insists that you pick the branch yourself
and then he would beat the HELL out of you!
43. “You’re NOBODY if you don’t graduate from faculty!”
– your Croatian parents
44. Your mother washes the dishes before
putting them in the dishwasher.
If your grandma lives with you, you don’t need a dishwasher…