The document contains a collection of jokes related to computers and programming. It includes jokes about technical support helping with printer issues, how many programmers it takes to change a light bulb, a basketball coming without instructions, a programmer drowning and yelling for help, keeping a programmer in the shower, computers making mistakes, what a computer virus is, and how computers have improved lives by allowing bigger mistakes. The jokes poke fun at common technology issues and programmer behaviors.

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3. QUESTION
Help Me, My Printer is not Printing.
Tech Support : Can the computer See the
Printer?

4. ANSWER
I tried turning the computer
screen to face the printer but
his computer still could not
'see' the printer.

5. QUESTION
How many technical
writers does it take to
change a light bulb?

6. ANSWER
Just one, provided there's
a programmer around to
explain how to do it.

7. QUESTION
How many Java
programmers does it take
to change a light bulb?

8. ANSWER
One, to generate a
"ChangeLightBulb" event
to the socket.

9. QUESTION
Here son I bought you a
Basketball to play with.

10. ANSWER
Computer Kid…. Where are
the instructions?

11. Question
Once a programmer drowned in
the sea. Many Marines where
at that time on the beach. Why
did no one save me.

12. ANSWER
The programmer was
shouting "F1 F1" and
nobody understood it.

13. QUESTION
How do you keep a
programmer in the shower
all day?

14. ANSWER
Give him a bottle of
shampoo which says
"lather, rinse, repeat."

15. QUESTION
Do computers make
mistakes?

16. ANSWER
Yes they are just done
faster and more accurately.

17. QUESTION
What is a computer virus?

18. ANSWER
A terminal illness.

19. QUESTION
Computers have improved
our lives

20. ANSWER
They allow people to make
even bigger mistake.

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