A pictorial of things people often say during presentations, but someone like Steve Jobs would never say. The reason -- preparation, preparation, preparation.

1. Product Management in Pictures: 7 Things you’ll never hear Steve Jobs say during a presentation…

2. … but you hear almost everyday during presentations at work

3. Which button do I press to turn on the projector?

4. Sorry. Laptop froze. Gotta reboot. It always happens when I connect the video cable.

5. Before I begin the demo, let me apologize for the speed. It’s running in a VM on a slow server in the offshore labs.

6. Anyone know how I can record this? Didn’t realize a bunch of people had a major conflict when I booked the time slot.

7. I know we’ve only got 30 minutes, but I’ve got 47 slides. I’ll go through them as quick as I can to try to stay on time.

8. I know this slide is really packed with tiny text but it’s really important so let me read each of the bullets to you.

9. Hold on. Did I miss a slide? I’m pretty sure there was one more slide I wanted to show.

10. Product Management in Pictures: 7 Things you’ll never hear Steve Jobs say during a presentation