This document summarizes hypothetical scenarios where the assistant would play minor roles in 8 famous novels: 1) I would meet Mr. Bingley at the ball in Pride and Prejudice and fall for a handsome Irish suitor. 2) I would be friendly with the main characters in Harry Potter and fight in the final battle against Voldemort. 3) In The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, I would be in Tom's class and entertained by his stories. 4) In The Kite Runner, I would wait under a tree to comfort Hassan. 5) At the graduation party in An Abundance of Katherines, I would introduce Colin to my friend Sara