This document humorously presents different types of marketing approaches through examples of pick-up lines used at a party to attract a gorgeous girl. It describes direct marketing, advertising, telemarketing, public relations, brand recognition, customer feedback, content marketing, anticipation marketing, word-of-mouth marketing, thought leadership marketing, pick-up marketing, social marketing, in-your-face marketing, stealth marketing, shadow marketing, permission marketing, cloud marketing, multi-level marketing, guerrilla marketing, green marketing, and disruptive marketing. The document is meant to be shared and enjoyed for its humorous take on various marketing flavors.

1. A humorous look at marketing
The different flavors of marketing
Javed Mohammed
k2film@live.com

2. Warning
• This presentation requires a sense of humor. If
you are easily offended this is not for you. It
leverages work of others and some addition
from myself.
Enjoy

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very
rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing

4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of your friends goes up to her,
points at you and says, “He’s very rich.
Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.

5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, “Hi,
I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her
and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
She walks up to you and says, “You are
very rich.”
That’s Brand Recognition

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m very
rich. Marry me.” She gives you a nice
hard slap to the face.
That’s Customer Feedback

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “Let’s dance”. You show her
the moves. You take her on unassuming dates on
bicycle, talk a lot, dance some more. Slowly, she
realizes you’re rich. By the time you say “Will you
marry me?”, she’s been waiting for it.
That’s Content Marketing

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “can you imagine the
possibilities of a merger and acquisition.”
That’s Anticipation marketing

11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You tell her best friend you’re rich
and available.
That’s word-of-mouth marketing

12. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
“Think of the possibilities”
That’s Thought leadership
marketing

13. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “If I
could rearrange the alphabet, I'd
put U and I together.”
That’s pick-up marketing

14. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, Hi, I'm
“_______”, I thought we should at
least have a conversation before
we get married”
That’s social marketing

15. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “Are you
a parking ticket? Because you've
got FINE written all over you.”
That’s in-your face marketing

16. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “
Do you have any raisins? No? How
about a date?”
That’s stealth marketing

17. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
“Did the sun come up or did you
just smile at me?”
That’s shadow marketing

18. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
“Excuse me Miss, would you like to
drive across country and kill people
with me?”
That’s permission marketing

19. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “You may fall from the
sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way
to fall... is in love with me.”
That’s cloud marketing

20. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her mother and say,
“I would be honored to have you
as my mother-in-law.”
That’s multi-level marketing

21. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “Excuse
me, if I go straight this way, will I
be able to reach your heart?”
That’s guerilla marketing

22. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
“I must be a snowflake, because
I've fallen for you.”
That’s green marketing

23. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her boyfriend and
say,
“someone’s looking for you
outside.”
That’s disruptive marketing

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Copyright 2012