Definition of Marketing Exactly - Funny - Perceivable

1. Marketing Defined!
The simplest and humourous
way to understand what
marketing is all about
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2. When a guy sees a
gorgeous girl at a
party. He goes up
to her and says: "I
am very rich.
Marry me!” Photo Credit: http://uwinc.net/pyramid/
That’s Direct Marketing!
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3. A guy is at a party with
a bunch of friends and
see a gorgeous girl. One
of his friends goes up to
her and pointing at
him, says: " He's very
rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising!
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4. A guy sees a
gorgeous girl at a
party, goes up to
her and get her
telephone number.
The next day, he
calls and says: " Hi,
I'm very rich. Photo Credit: Andy Newson / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
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5. A guy is at a party and he
sees a gorgeous girl. He
gets up, straightens his tie,
then walks up to her and
pours her a drink. After
that, he opens the door (of
the car)for her, picks up
her bag after she drops it,
offers her ride and then
says, "By the way, I'm
rich. Will you marry me?"
Photo Credit: FreeDigitalPhotos.net
That's Public Relations
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6. A guy is at a party
and sees gorgeous
girl. She walks up
to him and says,
"You are very
rich! Can you
marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition
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7. A guy sees a
gorgeous girl at a
party. He goes up to
her and says, "I am
very rich. Marry
me!" She gives him
a nice hard slap on
his face. Photo Credit: http://www.dustedmagazine.com
That's Customer Feedback
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8. A guy sees a
gorgeous girl at a
party. He goes up to
her and says, "I am
very rich. Marry
me!" And she
introduces him to Photo Credit: http/www.logodesignweb.com
her husband.
That's demand and supply gap
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9. A guy sees a gorgeous
girl at a party. He goes
up to her and before he
could say anything,
another person come
and tell her, "I'm rich.
Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him.
Photo Credit: http://www.cosmogirl.com
That's competing for market
share
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10. A guy sees a
gorgeous girl at a
party. He goes up
to her and before
he says: "I'm rich.
Marry me!" His
wife arrives. Photo Credit: http://www.telegraphindia.com
That's restriction for entering new
markets
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11. Jacqueline Teo
Training Strategist, Platinum Networkers
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