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You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to her and
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"Marry me!" –
That's Direct Marketing... "

You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to
her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. "Marry him." –
That's Advertising. .."

You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to her and
get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and
say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me –
That's Telemarketing. .."

You're at a party and see
a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, and say, "Marry
Me?" –
That's Public Relations... "

You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to her and
say: "I am very rich. Marry
me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
–
"That's Customer Feedback..

You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to her and
say: "I am very rich. Marry
me!" And she introduces you
to her husband. –
"That's demand and supply
gap

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say anything, another person
come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will
you marry me?" and she goes
with him –
"That's competition eating into
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You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to her and
before you say: "I'm rich,
Marry me!" your wife arrives.
–
"That's restriction for
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3. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." – That's Advertising. .."

4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me – That's Telemarketing. .."

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, and say, "Marry Me?" – That's Public Relations... "

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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. – "That's demand and supply gap

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