The document discusses research finding that giving children unusual or creative names can negatively impact them. It claims kids with more common names have a higher chance of being law-abiding citizens, while unusual names may lead children to criminal behavior. However, if the latest research is to be believed, even choices thought to benefit kids like creative names can still cause problems.

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2.  Gênero literário?
 Autodiegético ou Heterodiegético?
 Quantos parágrafos?
 O título ajuda?
 Existem dados?
 Figuras?
 Topônimos?
 Nomes próprios? Personagens?

4. It seems like it's close to impossible to raise a
normal child these days, what with the violent
video games and the 4chan and the childhood
obesity.
But if the latest research is to be believed, even
the good stuff we thought we were doing for our
kids is ruining them.

5. 4chan (4chan.org) is an English-language imageboard
website. Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards were
originally used for the posting of pictures and discussion of
manga and anime. Users generally post anonymously and
the site has been linked to Internet subcultures and
activism, most notably Project Chanology.
4chan users have been responsible for the formation or
popularization of Interne memes such as
lolcats, Rickrolling, "Chocolate Rain", Pedobear, and many
others. The site's "Random" board is by far its most popular
and notorious feature. Known as "/b/", there are very minimal
rules on posted content. Gawker once jokingly claimed that
"reading /b/ will melt your brain".

6. 4chan.org

7. RAISE: (raise – raised – raised) When raise is a
verb, it must have an object. It is a fairly
formal way to say 'lift something up' or 'move
something up‘
 Raise your right hand.
 He raised the box above his head.
It is not formal when it means 'make
something increase'
 We will have to raise our fees.

8. Yes, as it turns out the most innocent things we
do to our kids every day can fuck them up worse
than having the Joker shoot their parents in
front of them.

9. #7. Giving Your Kids a Creative Name
You want your kid to be special. There are a few
million Daves, Bobs and Johns running around
NOT being totally awesome and obviously it's all
because of their boring-ass names.
So you decide to name your son something
original, like Malcolm, Ivan or Dicksmash
McIroncock.

10. But in reality you have just sent your flesh and
blood straight into the middle of a massive
man-rape in the prison shower.
According to a study at the Shippensburg
University, kids growing up with
ordinary, popular names have a higher chance
to become law abiding citizens, while all the
unusually named ones should start deciding
what state they want to commit their first felony
in (friendly tip, skip Texas).

11. The study lists the top 10 bad boy names in
America as: Alec, Ernest, Garland, Ivan, Kareem,
Luke, Malcolm, Preston, Tyrell and Walter, which
we must point out are not the names of any
serial killer or presidential assassin that has ever
existed, so we're assuming the research is
skewed in a certain direction.

12.  Ed Gein  Albert Fish
 Ted Bundy  Herman Webster
 David Berkowitz Mudgett
 John Wayne Gacy  Coral Eugene Watts
 Jeffrey Dahmer  Richard Angelo
 Gary Ridgway  Andrew Cunanan
 Belle Sorenson
Gunness
 Charles Manson

13.  Francisco Costa Rocha
 João Acácio Pereira da Costa
 Edson Izidoro Guimarães
 Francisco de Assis Pereira
 José Guerra Leitão
 Laerte Patrocínio Orpinelli
 Marcelo Costa de Andrade
 Fortunato Botton Neto
 Francisco das Chagas Rodrigues de Brito
 José Ramos

14. The theory is that the additional attention
garnered by odd and unusual names can cause
peer ridicule and discrimination in the
workforce, which tends to result in a few
thousand Alecs and Prestons stealing toilet
paper from the gas station.
So do your kid a favor and give him a typical
law-abiding, mentally stable name, like Michael.

15. MENINAS MENINOS
Júlia Gabriel
Sophia Davi
Isabella Miguel
Maria Eduarda Arthur
Gioavanna Matheus
Beatriz Lucas
Manuela Guilherme
Rafaela Pedro
Mariana Gustavo
Gabriela Felipe

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17. BUT if the latest research is to be believed, even
the good stuff…
HOWEVER, if the latest research is to be
believed, even the good stuff…
NEVERTHELESS, if the latest research is
to be believed, even the good stuff…
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS TRUE, if
the latest research is to be believed, even the good
stuff…

18. SO you decide to name your son something
original…
CONSEQUENTLY, you decide to name
your son something original…
AS A CONSEQUENCE, you decide to
name your son something original…
ERGO, you decide to name your son
something original…