The document lists 20 reasons why the author did not enjoy his stay at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas. Some complaints include outdated shampoo and conditioner bottles, dirty windows, an uncomfortable bed, poor WiFi connection, limited TV options without popular channels like HBO or Comedy Central, and an underwhelming restaurant selection including a T&A bar being the highest-end option. The author concludes his stay in the tomb-like Luxor hotel was a regrettable experience.

1. 20 Reasons
the Luxor Sucks
By David Berkowitz

2. In January 2009,
I did a horrible thing
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in Las Vegas:
I stayed at the Luxor.
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3. The Shampoo
1

4. The Conditioner
2
What’s up
with the jars?

5. The Windows
Th Wi d
3
haven t
haven’t been washed
since the days of the Pyramids

6. The Low Bed
4

7. The Small Pillows
5

8. The Bedding Straight
6
out of a Cheap Motel

9. 7 The Tripwire
thanks to the
Internet Hookup
Being Nowhere
Near the Desk

10. 8
And the
Connection was
Dead
When I Came In

11. No
9
WiFi

12. 10
all for
$13.99 a
$ day
d

13. 11
The
Really
R ll
TV

14. No HBO
12
Or Comedy Central

15. 13
The Business Center
closes at 5
on the dot

16. Getting Put
on Hold Endlessly
Endlessly…
by the
14
Front Desk

17. 15
Waiting a Half Hour to Pick up a Fax
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18. 16
Their Finest International Cuisine
is
Served
at a T&A Bar

19. Their High-End Restaurant?
17
CatHouse

20. And CatHouse has a Dress Code
18

21. 19
The
Marquis
Act:
Carrot
Top

22. And They Found
20
Someone to
Name Him
Best
Comedian

23. That s
That’s what I get
for staying in a tomb.
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24. That s
That’s what I get
for staying in a tomb.
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About the author:
David Berkowitz
www.meeID.com/david
Blog: MarketersStudio.com
Twitter: @dberkowitz