The 17 Dumbest Things Ever Said About DevOps (That Make You Want to Kill Someone)

1. The 17 Dumbest Things
Ever Said About
DevOps
(that make you want to kill someone)
As compiled by
servicevirtualization.com

2. 1
“I’m really
excited to do
a DevOps
project!”

3. 2
“What we need
is a DevOps
group.”
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4. 3
“We need to
hire a
DevOps guy.”

5. 4
“We’re running
DevOps in both
development
and
operations.”

6. 5
“This thing
is a
disaster.
Time for
DevOps.”

7. 6
“The problem is that Dev and Ops
have different goals.”

8. 7
“I’m a
DevOps
engineer.”
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9. 8 “What’s the best DevOps tool?”
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10. 9 “We have the wrong people for
DevOps.”
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11. 10
“I want
DevOps in
place by
next
month.”

12. 11
“Can you
show me
your
automatic
DevOps
machine?”

13. 12 “Our DevOps rules say you can’t do that.”
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14. 13 “DevOps is
OK, but I can’t
work with others.”
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15. 14 “DevOps
is the latest big
thing.”
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16. 15
“DevOps is a scam.”

17. 16 “Sure, we have DevOps.
We bought all the tools.”

18. 17
“How long
does it take to
implement a
DevOps?”
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