Write articles about interesting topics but avoid defaming people to prevent legal issues. Quote individuals when appropriate but tweet constantly, even at the expense of other commitments and relationships, and get into Twitter fights, though apologize to avoid being overly aggressive. Learn basic photo editing skills to amuse coworkers but not so well that others rely on you for graphic work. The future of digital media is uncertain so focus on writing quality content within legal and ethical bounds.

1. How to do digital journalism
real good
By Prof. Katie Notopoulos

2. Step 1
Write articles about stuff. Ideally interesting stuff.

3. Step 2
Do NOT defame people. They will sue you and your boss will be mad.

4. Step 3
When someone is a real doofus, quote them.

5. Step 4
Tweet constantly. Just forget going to classes, forget your afterschool activities.
Break up with your significant other and devote yourself to a monk-like tweeting.
Get in Twitter fights. Call people out and cancel them. Be sort of an asshole and
then apologize, but avoid “corncobbing”.

6. Corncobbing:

7. Step 5
Learn Photoshop. You probably won’t need it but you’ll be popular in the office for
making jokes. But don’t do it TOO well or people will ask you to do stuff for them
all the time.

8. Will digital media exist when you’re out of school?
Who the fuck knows! Not me!!!
Good luck!