1. Limericks
There once was a man from Delhi,
Who's feet were terribly smelly.
They smelled like eggs.
People wore pegs.
And now he lives in an alley.
There once was a man from Haiti,
He was oh so very lazy.
He was very fat.
His cash on the mat.
Then he married a lovely lady.
There once was a man in the mud.
And he was a very big stud.
He got all the girls,
They fell for his curls.
It was obviously in his blood.
There once was a boy from Facebook,
Though he seemed like a big bad crook.
He seemed oh so sweet,
So nice you could eat.
Then he looked outside his nook.
