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Limericks
There once was a man from Delhi,
Who's feet were terribly smelly.
They smelled like eggs. 
People wore pegs.
And now he lives in an alley.

There once was a man from Haiti,
He was oh so very lazy. 
He was very fat. 
His cash on the mat. 
Then he married a lovely lady. 

There once was a man in the mud. 
And he was a very big stud. 
He got all the girls,
They fell for his curls. 
It was obviously in his blood. 

There once was a boy from Facebook,
Though he seemed like a big bad crook. 
He seemed oh so sweet,
So nice you could eat. 
Then he looked outside his nook.

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Limericks.

  • 1. Limericks There once was a man from Delhi, Who's feet were terribly smelly. They smelled like eggs. People wore pegs. And now he lives in an alley. There once was a man from Haiti, He was oh so very lazy. He was very fat. His cash on the mat. Then he married a lovely lady. There once was a man in the mud. And he was a very big stud. He got all the girls, They fell for his curls. It was obviously in his blood. There once was a boy from Facebook, Though he seemed like a big bad crook. He seemed oh so sweet, So nice you could eat. Then he looked outside his nook.