What if Pablo Escobar pitched his vision for the Medellin Cartel? Here's what we thought it might look like.

1. Medellin Cartel
Investor Pitch Deck

2. The Vision
Cocaine is disrupting
everything.
Medellin is the Cartel
positioned to dominate this
space.
We are the “Uber-of-Cocaine”

3. The Team

4. The Problem
Customers
Drugs

5. Sales forecast
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5,000,000,000
10,000,000,000
15,000,000,000
20,000,000,000
25,000,000,000
1970 1975 1980 1985 1990
Monthly Revenue

6. Profitability
$-
$10,000.00
$20,000.00
$30,000.00
$40,000.00
$50,000.00
$60,000.00
Production Cost Selling Price (Columbia) Selling Price (USA)
Product Cost vs Revenue
(1 kilo of cocaine)

7. Threats
Columbian Guerillas Cali Cartel US DEA

8. Go to Market
We will make the product popular by leveraging America’s
most influential spokespeople.
Celebrities.

9. Investment
bribes
elastic bands
What we'll use the funds for

10. Contact
If you are interested in making an investment we’ll require the
following:
• Unmarked bills (cash only)
• Your name
• Your family’s names
• Their friend’s names
Don’t worry about sending the money. We already know where you live.