Harry is an obnoxious American kid with a devil may care attitude who calls himself a liberal and questions just about everything that is going on in his small town of Twist, Texas. But there's no one he questions more than his parents whom he believes are communists. Harry is a modern kid rebel causing chaos in a conservative little town that prefers peace and tranquility. For Harry he feels that he simply does not fit in this little conservative life but he might as well make the most of it for he has no choice anyway...

2. INTRODUCTION
To begin with let me tell you that this is not a novel for those jerks that do not
have a sense of humor. Harry “potty mouth” Twist is a nasty little boy with
a knack for pissing everybody off and with a devil may care attitude who calls
himself a liberal and questions just about everything that is going on in
the tight ass little conservative town of Twist, Texas. But there's no one he
questions, and pisses more than his parents whom he believes are fucking
communists. So in these adventures of Harry Twist you will see a modern
rebel kid who enjoys causing chaos in a town that would prefer peace and
tranquility and whom most of its citizens are people with conservative
values. So for Harry , he feels that he simply does not fit in this little
world, but if he must live here, he might as well make the most of it, since
he's only a teen without many options. But the clash between Harry and
the rest of the towns people will not go unnoticed. This is where the fun
begins because Harry has a mind of his own, his parents want to mold
him into a decent educated man with conservative values, while Harry
believes his parents have borrowed a page or two from the communist
manifesto. So he has no choice but to fight with his best weapons he has,
wit, imagination and balls!

3. Among old buildings in a certain old small town in central Texas, which
for reasons I don't give a damn to mention the name of it or maybe I will
mention it, the town of Twist, Texas population 7,000 there in one ancient
old house, well maybe not so ancient or not so old, there was born a boy
that would change the fabric of this conservative tight ass town. He was
delivered by his own father who conveniently by pure luck or coincidence
was a doctor on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to tell you.
For quite a while after he was born into this miserable world it remained a
matter of no doubt but the boy will become a man of good, a good
conservative Christian with values similar to his parents. But his naive
parents we're about to get a foot in the ass. The misadventures of Harry
Twist begin with a blast.
It is the month of December a good month the town covered with beautiful
white snow, well not really it hasn't snowed in Twist for over 80 years.
Harry is dressing up and getting ready to go to school, his mother Tonya is
making sure that Harry is sharply dressed with a little red bow tie with
polka dots, Harry hates bow ties! The school bus honks and the boy heads
un-enthused towards the bus with turtle steps, and so the chunky
overeating kid with a mean demeanor is about to embark in another school
misadventure.

4. HARRY IN THE CLASS ROOM
Mrs. Flapsackle is lecturing world history and world
events, Christopher Columbus in particular. She's asking
her students about why they think it was important for
cheeked freckled kid interrupts the teacher with his
particularly obnoxious and well-known sarcastic way;
”Wasn't Columbus a fat, racist, criminal pig?"
Mrs. Flapsackle chuckles with a mean grin rolling her eyes;
“First of all we don’t know if Columbus was fat, and please
refrain from interrupting the class with your annoying
behavior Mr. Twist!" Replies Mrs. Flapsackle.
Harry smiles with a naughty grin, he looks towards his best
friend, Bernie Bumble and writes him a text;
“Mrs big nose is getting on my nerves with this history crap,
Who gives a flying shit what Columbus did 5000 yrs ago!”
"Don't know, not paying attention, her Pinocchio nose is
too distracting!" Bernie texts back.

5. While distracted with their playful texting they don't
realize that Mrs. Flapsackle is standing there in front of
Harry carefully watching every move of his texting
fingers, furiously she grabs his iPhone and examines the
context of the text that says:
"Mrs. big nose is a skinny grass eating skeleton zombie!”
Surprised and angry and red as a tomato, she instructs
Harry to visit the principal’s office while his buddy
lucks out and avoids punishment.
“Why am I looking at you here in my office once again,
Mr. Twain?” Asks principal Dickendorff.
“Shit knows principal Dick!” responds Harry.
“It’s Dickendorff you little smart ass!”
“You want to spend all day here in my office?”
“Hell yeah, it’s better than those stupid boring classes!”
Responds Harry very sarcastically.
“Go back to class and study hard, I don’t want to see
Your little smart ass face again, understood?”
Principal Dick responds furiously.

6. HARRY AND BERNIE AT LUNCH BREAK
Sitting together in the cafeteria the two best buddies have
one of the most darn conversations ever! You see, this too
are not known to hold back their inner thoughts and
childish vulgarity. Harry speaks while inspecting his
sandwich.
" God dammit this sandwich looks like dog puke,
my mother never makes me anything worth licking, shit!"
While his old buddy Bernie laughs at his impertinence
and questions his diatribe with sarcastic mood;
"How can you be so fat when you never like to eat your
mother's lunch?"
"Oh I know it's all those Reese’s Pieces you gobble every
millisecond!" Bernie answers himself sarcastically.
"Shut up, you puke eating shit face!"
Harry answers back with a vengeance.
But suddenly their conversation shifts when they both
scope at their mortal enemy and school bully Tobey Fegin.

7. “Look at him Mr. Tobey fuck face, That weed-sniffing piece
of rat excrement!” Cries Harry.
"Do you think he sniffs weed?" Asks Bernie.
"Sure he does, look at him, he's so stupid he needs some-
thing to wake him up from his moronic, zombie state!”
Harry answers playfully.
They both laugh out loud.
But once again the conversation shifts when they spotted
Jennifer the prettiest girl in school.
"Holy crap look at Jennifer, doesn’t she look like a
lollipop?" Harry asks excited.
"Oh yes but she looks more like a pop tart, I would
love to lick the cherry out of that tart!" Bernie answers.
"You get the tart, and I get the cherry!" Harry replies.
"Why do I get the tart and you get the cherry? I want the
cherry, you take the tart!" Bernie responds.
"Kiss my fat ass, the cherry is mine!” Exclaims Harry

8. "Bite me you skinny weasel!" Bernie responds.
And gain the conversation shifts when they see Mrs.
Flapsackle walk into the cafeteria.
" Mrs. Pinocchio is here!” Harry points out.
"You can see that nose from a mile away don’t you?”
Bernie responds.
"I wonder if she has poked anybody with that nose?”
Harry asks with a sarcastic tone.
They both laugh hysterically.
"I wonder if that nose considered a deadly weapon?”
Bernie asks seriously.
"I don't know, I have not heard anyone being stabbed
Or poked by that weapon!” Harry responds laughing.
"Oh you are too much you little fat buddy!”
Bernie declares.
The bell rings for the next class.
“Shit, it’s time to go to math class, I hate those fucking
numbers!” Harry complains.

9. HEADING HOME IN THE SCHOOL BUS
As two inseparable buddies, Harry and Bernie sit
together in the school bus taking them home from another
usual day at school. And it wasn't long before they began
their peculiar conversation.
"Look at Pete's hair, it looks like hard barbwire, doesn’t it?”
Harry asks his buddy Bernie.
"I think it looks more like a mesquite bush mixed with
shit!" Bernie responds him.
They both laugh out loud attracting some curious stares
including Pete's who heard them clearly what they’ve
said about him, Pete gets up from his seat and walks
towards them with an angry disposition.
“What did you two fugly dorks said about me?"
He asks with anger and fumes coming out of his hears.
"Bite me you skinny meat pole!” Harry answers back.
"Go back to your seat or we’ll 3D print our Nikes all
over your skinny ass!" Bernie shouts out loud.
Pete gives them an evil but goofy stare.