The document introduces a fictional novel featuring a rebellious teenager named Gulliver Twist, who clashes with the conservative values of his small town, Twist, Texas. Unlike the classic character Oliver Twist, Gulliver is outspoken and cynical, often questioning authority while navigating the challenges of teenage life. The narrative highlights Gulliver's misadventures, humorous interactions with friends, and the comedic chaos he brings home, all while trying to avoid the strict expectations of his parents.

1. AUTHOR'S NOTES: THIS BOOK IS FICTIONAL SO NAMES, PLACES
CHARACTERS, AND INCIDENTS ARE EITHER PURE PRODUCT OF
THE AUTHORS IMAGINATION OR ARE USED FICTITIOUSLY, SO ANY
RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS, DEAD OR ALIVE, EVENTS
LOCALES OR BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENTS IS ENTIRELY
COINCIDENTAL.

2. INTRODUCTION
To begin with let me tell you that this is not a novel about an orphan boy
who is sold like a slave and introduced into a life of crime with a bunch
of criminals in 1830's London. No, this isn’t the famous Charles Dickens
classic, in case you were wondering. This novel is an inspiration from
that classic, but nothing else. This modern Gulliver has nothing in common
with the old Oliver, in fact, he is the total opposite of him.
This Gulliver is an obnoxious rebel with a devil may care attitude who calls
himself a liberal and questions just about everything that is going on in
the tight ass little conservative town of Twist, Texas. But there's no
one whom he questions more than his parents whom he believes are
communists. So in these adventures of Gulliver Twist you will see a modern
kid rebel that will cause chaos in a town that would prefer peace and
tranquility and whom most of its citizens are people with conservative
values. So for Gulliver, he feels that he simply does not fit in this little
world, but if he will live here, he might as well make the most of it, since
he's only a teen without many options. But the clash between Gulliver and
the rest of the town people will not go unnoticed. This is where the fun
begins because Gulliver has a mind of his own, his parents want to mold
him into a decent educated man with conservative values, while Gulliver
thinks his parents have borrowed a page or two from the communist
manifesto. So he has no choice but to fight with his best weapons he has,
wit and imagination!
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3. Amongst old buildings in a certain old small town in central Texas, which
for reasons I don't give a damn to mention the name of it or maybe I will
mention it, the town of Twist, Texas population 12,000 there in one ancient
old house, well maybe not so ancient or not so old, there was born a boy
that would change the fabric of this conservative tight ass town. He was
delivered by his own father who conveniently by pure luck or coincidence
was a doctor on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to tell you.
For quite a while after he was born into this miserable world it remained a
matter of no doubt but the boy will become a man of good, a good
conservative Christian with values similar to his parents. But his naive
parents we're about to get a foot in the ass. The misadventures of Gulliver
Twisted begin at the miserable pain in the groin age of 12.
It is the month of December a good month the town covered with beautiful
white snow, well not really it hasn't snowed in Twist for over 80 years.
Gulliver is dressing up and getting ready to go to school his mother Tonya is
making sure that Gulliver is sharply dressed with a little red bow tie with
polka dots, Gulliver hates bow ties! The school bus honks and Gulliver who
hates school heads towards the bus with turtle steps, and the chunky
overeating kid with a mean demeanor is about to embark in another school
misadventure.

4. GULLIVER IN THE CLASS ROOM
Mrs. Flapsackle is lecturing world history and world
events, Christopher Columbus in particular. She's asking
her students about why they think it was important for
Columbus to travel to the new world. Gulliver, the fat-
cheeked freckled kid interrupts the teacher with his
particularly obnoxious and well-known sarcastic way."
Wasn't Columbus a fat racist criminal pig?" Mrs.
Flapsackle chuckles with a mean grin rolling her eyes,
“First of all we don’t know if Columbus was fat, and please
refrain from interrupting the class with your annoying
behavior Mr. Twist!"Replies Mrs. Flapsackle. Gulliver
smiles with a naughty grin, he looks towards his best
friend, Bernie Bumble and send him a text, "Mrs. big nose
is getting on my nerves with this history crap, who gives a
flying s*** what Christopher s******* did 5000 years ago!"
Writes Gulliver. "Don't know, not paying attention her
Pinocchio nose is too distracting!" Bernie texts back.
While distracted with their playful texting they don't
realize that Mrs. Flapsackle is standing there in front of
Gulliver carefully watching every move of his texting
fingers. She grabs his iPhone and her eyes open wide like
an owl watching the context of the text that says: "Mrs. big
nose is a skinny grass eating skeleton zombie!" So furious
and with a red tomato face, Mrs. Flapsackle instructs
Gulliver to go to the principal's office immediately. This
time, Bernie lucks out avoiding being discovered by the
teacher.

5. GULLIVER AND BERNIE AT LUNCH BREAK
Sitting together in the cafeteria the two best buddies have
one of the most darn conversations ever! You see, this too
are not known to hold back their inner thoughts and
childish vulgarity. Gulliver speaks while inspecting his
sandwich." god dammit this sandwich looks like dog puke,
my mother never makes me anything worth licking, s***!"
Complains Gulliver. Bernie laughs at his impertinence
and questions his diatribe with sarcastic mood
"How can you be so fat when you never like to eat your
mother's lunch?" Asks Bernie. "Oh I know it's all those
Reese's Pieces you eat every millisecond!" Bernie answers
himself sarcastically. "Shut up, you puke eating zombie!"
Gulliver answers back with a vengeance. But suddenly
their conversation shifts when they both glance at their
mortal enemy and school bully Tobey Fegin. "There he is
Mr. Tobey f******! That weed-sniffing piece of rat
excrement." Says Gulliver. "Do you think he sniffs weed?"
Asks Bernie. "Don't know but he should, he's so stupid he
needs something to wake him up from his moronic
behavior!" Gulliver answers playfully. They both laugh out
loud.

6. But once again the conversation shifts when they spotted
Jennifer the prettiest girl in school. "Holy crap look at
Jennifer doesn't she look like a lollipop?" Gulliver asks
excited. "Oh yes but she looks more like a pop tart, I would
love to lick the cherry out of that tart!" Bernie answers.
"You get the tart, and I get the cherry!" Gulliver replies.
"Why do I get the tart and you get the cherry? I want the
cherry, you take the tart!" Bernie responds. "Kiss my fat
ass, you red headed tangerine face!" Exclaims Gulliver.
"Bite me you rhinoceros weasel!" Bernie responds. And yet
again the conversation shifts when they see Mrs.
Flapsackle walk into the cafeteria." Mrs. Pinocchio is
here!" Gulliver points out. "You can see that nose from a
mile away don't you?" Bernie asks. "I wonder if she has
poke anybody with that nose?" Gulliver asks. They both
laugh sarcastically. "Is that nose considered a deadly
weapon?" Bernie asks sarcastically. "I don't know, have
you seen any police officers around here?" Gulliver
responds with a laugh. "Oh you are too much you little fat
buddy!" Bernie declares.

7. HEADING HOME IN THE SCHOOL BUS
As two inseparable buddies, Gulliver and Bernie sit
together in the school bus taking them home from another
usual day at school. And it wasn't long before they began
their peculiar conversation. "Look at Pete's hair, it looks
like hardened barbed wire, doesn't it?" Gulliver asks
Bernie. "I think it looks more like in African bush!" Bernie
responds. They both laugh out loud attracting some
curious stares including Pete's who heard them clearly
what they've said about him, Pete gets up from his seat
and walks towards them with an angry disposition. "What
did you two fugly dorks said about me?" He asks with
anger and fumes coming out of his ears. "Bite me you
skinny meat pole!" Gulliver exclaims. "Go back to your seat
or we'll print our Nikes in 3d all over your boney ass!"
Bernie shouts in loud voice. Pete gives them an evil but
goofy stare. "You know I heard Jennifer say that you guys
are a ten, cuase you are fat and he's skinny, a zero and a
one, ha ha ha!" Pete answers with a laugh.

8. GULLIVER IN THE HOUSE
Momma Tonya is in the kitchen preparing all the
ingredients for supper although is only four o'clock in the
afternoon, she likes to get ahead of things, there's no sense
in waiting to the last minute is her motto. As a good
conservative Christian housewife she makes sure
everything is in order in the house, but unfortunately for
her, Gulliver is a one man wrecking machine who doesn't
give a weasel's ass that good old mamma spent the whole
day making sure the house was in tip top shape. So as soon
as he arrives from school, chaos governs. He turns on the
TV and his Xbox console and begins to play some noisy
game. He takes off his shirt and shoes and dumps them in
front of the TV. Momma could hear the wild noise all the
way from the kitchen, so she storms to Gulliver's room and
almost falls on her ass looking at the disarray Gulliver
created in just a matter of minutes. There were socks
hanging on the lamp, books on the floor, M&Ms
decorating his bed and a pencil thrown like a dart hanging
stuck on the ceiling.

9. "Gulliver what is the meaning of this? It took me twenty
minutes to clean your room and you thrashed it in two
seconds? "Momma Tonya protests. But Gulliver was too
busy playing with his Xbox and he could not hear with all
the noise. So momma Tonya furiously snatches the
controller out of Gulliver's hands and warns him. "No
more Xbox until you clean this mess and do your
homework you rebel without a cause!" Gulliver looks at
her with dismay and anger and the only thing on his mind
is a movie he and Bernie watched a few days ago on Netflix
called "Throw momma from the train" But he knows better
to make momma mad, he know what she's capable of and
the think he fears the most is for his Xbox to be taken away
for good, so he stays quiet and begins to forcibly clean his
room and work on his homework. Momma looks at him
with wonder and reasons that maybe this is a sign that
Gulliver is finally growing up. But mommas can be so
naive sometimes. The only reason Gulliver is being
obedient is because he has a personal agenda, not to lose
his Xbox.