this presentation shows how i plan to dominate the world in the future using simple usability and information architecture techniques.

1. UX FOR EVIL
SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT
AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM
@BASTAAR ON TWITTER

2. AS AN EVIL "
UX-EXPERT"
I STARTED WITH THIS

3. THEN WENT "
ON TO THIS

5. WITH GREAT
KNOWLEDGE COMES
GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

6. BUT "
WAIT"
A SEC.

7. WHAT ABOUT
WHAT I WANT

8. SHOW ME THE
MONEY !!!!!!!!

9. WORLD
DOMINATION"
IS MY GOAL

10. SO "
HERE"
WE "
GO

11. A"
FEW
TIPS
TO GET YOU STARTED
ON THE DARK SIDE

12. FROM
PERSUASION

13. TO
DECEPTION

15. EVIL

16. JUST
LIKE "
HIM

18. “THEY ARE LAZY AND
FOLLOW THE PATH OF
LEAST RESISTANCE”

19. LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WE
DON’T WANT “THEM” TO
SEE

23. YOU
SHALL
USE
MY
CARD

24. DID YOU
KNOW !

25. GOTCHA
THERE "
;-)"
"
IT WAS FAKE. TELENET
IS NOT THAT EVIL ;-)

26. BE "
SNEAKY
!!!!!!!!!!

27. TIME

28. CUSTOMER"
DATABASE

30. REALLY
SMART ;-)

31. MANIPULATE"
YOUR LISTS

32. A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:
DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ON
YOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD,
RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLE
DON’T FILL ONE IN. NOW, THEY’LL BE
ANGRY BUT IN ORDER TO GET PAST
THE FORM, THEY WILL BE MORE
LIKELY TO FILL IN ALL THE FIELDS!"
http://usability4evil.wordpress.com/

34. ADS
Created by the
evil company
Nascom

35. ADS

38. OBAMA
LET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD

39. MISSION"
IMPOSSIBLE
AND WATCH THEM SUFFER

41. CLICKS ON
SUBSCRIBE AND
GETS THE FORM

42. HE IS
NOT
GIVING
UP YET

43. GIVE
UP !!

44. JUST
STUPID

45. I PITY
THE FOOL
THAT
VISITS
MY SITE

47. ADD USELESS CONTENT

49. MAKE
THEM
BELIEVE
IT IS
FREE
AND THEN MAKE THEM PAY

50. THE OLD BAIT "
AND SWITCH TRICK 

51. PLAY
THE
GREED

56. YOUR
DATA
SHALL
BE MINE

57. STILL
THINK "
I WILL
MAKE
YOU "
RICH

58. THINK AGAIN ;-)

60. AND THE LAW

65. Stolen on
slideshare

66. MAKE IT
SPREAD
LIKE AN
EVIL
VIRUS

67. MY
YEARBOOK

68. MY
YEARBOOK

69. I RECOMMEND
TWITTER"
FOR THIS
More tips & trics : http://microformats.org/wiki/social-network-anti-patterns

70. LIKE
ME !

71. AND
YOU
ARE
MINE

72. TELL THEM
YOU LOVE
THEM
AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR
YOU

73. 50 MILLION
INFECTION IN 2000

74. LET’S GIVE THEM
WHAT THEY WANT!

75. MY "
HERO,"
MY PARTNER
IN CRIME

76. MAKE IT
HARD
Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU

77. AND HARD TO
UNDERSTAND
Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU

78. DON’T
DO "
THIS

79. SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR
ME ?

83. THANKS"
"
FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH
"
@BASTAAR
MY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK
@ NASCOM
DONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THIS
NUMBER:
235-373362-3733

84. NO
CREDITS
BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE
JUST GRAB WHAT WE WANT FROM
THE INTERNET
Many examples were shamelessly stolen from http://wiki.darkpatterns.org/
For now go there for evil inspiration. Soon I will launch my own evil domain !!
Prepare to be dominated !