UX FOR EVIL           SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT            AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM                      @BASTAAR ON...
AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS
THEN WENT "ON TO THIS
WITH GREATKNOWLEDGE COMESGREAT RESPONSIBILITY
BUT "WAIT"A SEC.
WHAT ABOUTWHAT I WANT
SHOW ME THEMONEY !!!!!!!!
WORLDDOMINATION"IS MY GOAL
SO "HERE"WE "GO
A"FEWTIPSTO GET YOU STARTEDON THE DARK SIDE
FROMPERSUASION
TODECEPTION
EVIL
JUSTLIKE "HIM
“THEY ARE LAZY ANDFOLLOW THE PATH OFLEAST RESISTANCE”
LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WEDON’T WANT “THEM” TOSEE
YOUSHALLUSEMYCARD
DID YOUKNOW !
GOTCHATHERE ";-)
BE "SNEAKY!!!!!!!!!!
TIME
CUSTOMER"DATABASE
REALLYSMART ;-)
MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS
A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ONYOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD,RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLEDON’T FILL ONE...
ADSCreated by theevil companyNascom
ADS
OBAMALET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD
MISSION"IMPOSSIBLEAND WATCH THEM SUFFER
CLICKS ONSUBSCRIBE ANDGETS THE FORM
HE ISNOTGIVINGUP YET
GIVE UP !!
JUSTSTUPID
I PITYTHE FOOLTHATVISITSMY SITE
ADD USELESS CONTENT
MAKETHEMBELIEVEIT ISFREEAND THEN MAKE THEM PAY
THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK 
PLAYTHEGREED
YOURDATASHALLBE MINE
STILLTHINK "I WILLMAKEYOU "RICH
THINK AGAIN ;-)
AND THE LAW
Stolen onslideshare
MAKE ITSPREADLIKE ANEVILVIRUS
MYYEARBOOK
MYYEARBOOK
I RECOMMEND                                               TWITTER"                                               FOR THIS ...
LIKE ME !
AND YOUAREMINE
TELL THEMYOU LOVETHEMAND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FORYOU
50 MILLIONINFECTION IN 2000
LET’S GIVE THEMWHAT THEY WANT!
MY "HERO,"MY PARTNERIN CRIME
MAKE ITHARD    Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
AND HARD TOUNDERSTAND Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
DON’TDO "THIS
SO WHAT’S NEXT FORME ?
THANKS""FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH "@BASTAARMY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK@ NASCOMDONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THISNUMBER:235-373...
NO                                         CREDITS                                         BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE    ...
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this presentation shows how i plan to dominate the world in the future using simple usability and information architecture techniques.

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    1. UX FOR EVIL SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM @BASTAAR ON TWITTER
    2. AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS
    3. THEN WENT "ON TO THIS
    4. WITH GREATKNOWLEDGE COMESGREAT RESPONSIBILITY
    5. BUT "WAIT"A SEC.
    6. WHAT ABOUTWHAT I WANT
    7. SHOW ME THEMONEY !!!!!!!!
    8. WORLDDOMINATION"IS MY GOAL
    9. SO "HERE"WE "GO
    10. A"FEWTIPSTO GET YOU STARTEDON THE DARK SIDE
    11. FROMPERSUASION
    12. TODECEPTION
    13. EVIL
    14. JUSTLIKE "HIM
    15. “THEY ARE LAZY ANDFOLLOW THE PATH OFLEAST RESISTANCE”
    16. LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WEDON’T WANT “THEM” TOSEE
    17. YOUSHALLUSEMYCARD
    18. DID YOUKNOW !
    19. GOTCHATHERE ";-)
    20. BE "SNEAKY!!!!!!!!!!
    21. TIME
    22. CUSTOMER"DATABASE
    23. REALLYSMART ;-)
    24. MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS
    25. A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ONYOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD,RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLEDON’T FILL ONE IN. NOW, THEY’LL BEANGRY BUT IN ORDER TO GET PASTTHE FORM, THEY WILL BE MORELIKELY TO FILL IN ALL THE FIELDS!" http://usability4evil.wordpress.com/
    26. ADSCreated by theevil companyNascom
    27. ADS
    28. OBAMALET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD
    29. MISSION"IMPOSSIBLEAND WATCH THEM SUFFER
    30. CLICKS ONSUBSCRIBE ANDGETS THE FORM
    31. HE ISNOTGIVINGUP YET
    32. GIVE UP !!
    33. JUSTSTUPID
    34. I PITYTHE FOOLTHATVISITSMY SITE
    35. ADD USELESS CONTENT
    36. MAKETHEMBELIEVEIT ISFREEAND THEN MAKE THEM PAY
    37. THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK 
    38. PLAYTHEGREED
    39. YOURDATASHALLBE MINE
    40. STILLTHINK "I WILLMAKEYOU "RICH
    41. THINK AGAIN ;-)
    42. AND THE LAW
    43. Stolen onslideshare
    44. MAKE ITSPREADLIKE ANEVILVIRUS
    45. MYYEARBOOK
    46. MYYEARBOOK
    47. I RECOMMEND TWITTER" FOR THIS More tips & trics : http://microformats.org/wiki/social-network-anti-patterns
    48. LIKE ME !
    49. AND YOUAREMINE
    50. TELL THEMYOU LOVETHEMAND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FORYOU
    51. 50 MILLIONINFECTION IN 2000
    52. LET’S GIVE THEMWHAT THEY WANT!
    53. MY "HERO,"MY PARTNERIN CRIME
    54. MAKE ITHARD Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
    55. AND HARD TOUNDERSTAND Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
    56. DON’TDO "THIS
    57. SO WHAT’S NEXT FORME ?
    58. THANKS""FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH "@BASTAARMY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK@ NASCOMDONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THISNUMBER:235-373362-3733
    59. NO CREDITS BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE JUST GRAB WHAT WE WANT FROM THE INTERNETMany examples were shamelessly stolen from http://wiki.darkpatterns.org/For now go there for evil inspiration. Soon I will launch my own evil domain !!Prepare to be dominated !

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