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UX FOR EVIL           SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT            AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM                      @BASTAAR ON...
AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS
THEN WENT "ON TO THIS
WITH GREATKNOWLEDGE COMESGREAT RESPONSIBILITY
BUT "WAIT"A SEC.
WHAT ABOUTWHAT I WANT
SHOW ME THEMONEY !!!!!!!!
WORLDDOMINATION"IS MY GOAL
SO "HERE"WE "GO
A"FEWTIPSTO GET YOU STARTEDON THE DARK SIDE
FROMPERSUASION
TODECEPTION
EVIL
JUSTLIKE "HIM
“THEY ARE LAZY ANDFOLLOW THE PATH OFLEAST RESISTANCE”
LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WEDON’T WANT “THEM” TOSEE
YOUSHALLUSEMYCARD
DID YOUKNOW !
GOTCHATHERE ";-)
BE "SNEAKY!!!!!!!!!!
TIME
CUSTOMER"DATABASE
REALLYSMART ;-)
MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS
A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ONYOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD,RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLEDON’T FILL ONE...
ADSCreated by theevil companyNascom
ADS
OBAMALET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD
MISSION"IMPOSSIBLEAND WATCH THEM SUFFER
CLICKS ONSUBSCRIBE ANDGETS THE FORM
HE ISNOTGIVINGUP YET
GIVE UP !!
JUSTSTUPID
I PITYTHE FOOLTHATVISITSMY SITE
ADD USELESS CONTENT
MAKETHEMBELIEVEIT ISFREEAND THEN MAKE THEM PAY
THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK 
PLAYTHEGREED
YOURDATASHALLBE MINE
STILLTHINK "I WILLMAKEYOU "RICH
THINK AGAIN ;-)
AND THE LAW
Stolen onslideshare
MAKE ITSPREADLIKE ANEVILVIRUS
MYYEARBOOK
MYYEARBOOK
I RECOMMEND                                               TWITTER"                                               FOR THIS ...
LIKE ME !
AND YOUAREMINE
TELL THEMYOU LOVETHEMAND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FORYOU
50 MILLIONINFECTION IN 2000
LET’S GIVE THEMWHAT THEY WANT!
MY "HERO,"MY PARTNERIN CRIME
MAKE ITHARD    Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
AND HARD TOUNDERSTAND Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
DON’TDO "THIS
SO WHAT’S NEXT FORME ?
THANKS""FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH "@BASTAARMY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK@ NASCOMDONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THISNUMBER:235-373...
NO                                         CREDITS                                         BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE    ...
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The dark side of user-experience

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this presentation shows how i plan to dominate the world in the future using simple usability and information architecture techniques.

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The dark side of user-experience

  1. UX FOR EVIL SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM @BASTAAR ON TWITTER
  2. AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS
  3. THEN WENT "ON TO THIS
  4. WITH GREATKNOWLEDGE COMESGREAT RESPONSIBILITY
  5. BUT "WAIT"A SEC.
  6. WHAT ABOUTWHAT I WANT
  7. SHOW ME THEMONEY !!!!!!!!
  8. WORLDDOMINATION"IS MY GOAL
  9. SO "HERE"WE "GO
  10. A"FEWTIPSTO GET YOU STARTEDON THE DARK SIDE
  11. FROMPERSUASION
  12. TODECEPTION
  13. EVIL
  14. JUSTLIKE "HIM
  15. “THEY ARE LAZY ANDFOLLOW THE PATH OFLEAST RESISTANCE”
  16. LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WEDON’T WANT “THEM” TOSEE
  17. YOUSHALLUSEMYCARD
  18. DID YOUKNOW !
  19. GOTCHATHERE ";-)
  20. BE "SNEAKY!!!!!!!!!!
  21. TIME
  22. CUSTOMER"DATABASE
  23. REALLYSMART ;-)
  24. MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS
  25. A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ONYOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD,RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLEDON’T FILL ONE IN. NOW, THEY’LL BEANGRY BUT IN ORDER TO GET PASTTHE FORM, THEY WILL BE MORELIKELY TO FILL IN ALL THE FIELDS!" http://usability4evil.wordpress.com/
  26. ADSCreated by theevil companyNascom
  27. ADS
  28. OBAMALET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD
  29. MISSION"IMPOSSIBLEAND WATCH THEM SUFFER
  30. CLICKS ONSUBSCRIBE ANDGETS THE FORM
  31. HE ISNOTGIVINGUP YET
  32. GIVE UP !!
  33. JUSTSTUPID
  34. I PITYTHE FOOLTHATVISITSMY SITE
  35. ADD USELESS CONTENT
  36. MAKETHEMBELIEVEIT ISFREEAND THEN MAKE THEM PAY
  37. THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK 
  38. PLAYTHEGREED
  39. YOURDATASHALLBE MINE
  40. STILLTHINK "I WILLMAKEYOU "RICH
  41. THINK AGAIN ;-)
  42. AND THE LAW
  43. Stolen onslideshare
  44. MAKE ITSPREADLIKE ANEVILVIRUS
  45. MYYEARBOOK
  46. MYYEARBOOK
  47. I RECOMMEND TWITTER" FOR THIS More tips & trics : http://microformats.org/wiki/social-network-anti-patterns
  48. LIKE ME !
  49. AND YOUAREMINE
  50. TELL THEMYOU LOVETHEMAND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FORYOU
  51. 50 MILLIONINFECTION IN 2000
  52. LET’S GIVE THEMWHAT THEY WANT!
  53. MY "HERO,"MY PARTNERIN CRIME
  54. MAKE ITHARD Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
  55. AND HARD TOUNDERSTAND Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
  56. DON’TDO "THIS
  57. SO WHAT’S NEXT FORME ?
  58. THANKS""FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH "@BASTAARMY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK@ NASCOMDONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THISNUMBER:235-373362-3733
  59. NO CREDITS BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE JUST GRAB WHAT WE WANT FROM THE INTERNETMany examples were shamelessly stolen from http://wiki.darkpatterns.org/For now go there for evil inspiration. Soon I will launch my own evil domain !!Prepare to be dominated !

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