DON’T BE A
POWERPOINT
FE LON
  3 PRESENTATION CRIMES
 AND HOW TO AVOID THEM
WE’VE ALL
   EXPERIENCED
DEATH BY POWERPOINT
CAUSING DEATH   IS
   MURDER
MURDER IS A
 FELONY
SO…
DEATH BY
POWERPOINT IS A
 F ELONY
HERE ARE
3
    HERE ARE
3
    HERE ARE
    POWERPOINT
    FELONIES TO
    AVOID
3
    HERE ARE
    POWERPOINT
    FELONIES TO
    AVOID
    (AT ALL COST!)
YOU’VE SEEN
THIS BEFORE:
HOW TO BE AWESOME

 1.  BE FRIENDLY

 2.  WORK HARD

 3.  SAY THANK YOU
OUTLINE
  ≠
SLIDES
HOW TO BE AWESOME


             PO INT
  1.  BE FRIENDLY
        ER
 OW HARD
P 2.  WORK
      FEL YOUONY
  3.  SAY THANK
INSTEAD, TRY THIS:
1
ONE IDEA
PER SLIDE
THE REASON
FOR THIS IS,
PEOPLE GET
DISTRACTED
YOUR AUDIENCE
     WILL READ
  POINTS 2 AND 3
WHILE YOU’RE STILL
DISCUSSING POINT 1.
OR,
  YOUR AUDIENCE
   WILL RE-READ
  POINTS 1 AND 2
   WHILE YOU’RE
DISCUSSING POINT 3.
BULLET POINTS
   • ARE
   • FOR
   • LISTS
   • ONLY
USE BULLETS ONLY
 WHEN YOU’RE
ACTUALLY LISTING
  SOMETHING.
TYPES OF BIRDS

  •    EAGLE
  •    SPARROW
  •    ROBIN
  •    BLUEJAY
  •    PENGUIN
BUT THE NEXT TIME
YOU’RE TEMPTED TO
    DO THIS…
HOW TO BE AWESOME

 1.  BE FRIENDLY

 2.  WORK HARD

 3.  SAY THANK YOU
…DO THIS…
HOW TO BE
                1. BE FRIENDLY
  AWESOME




2. WORK HARD   3. SAY THANK YOU
…INSTEAD.
KEEP EVERYONE ON
 THE SAME PAGE.
JUST REMEMBER,
1
ONE IDEA
PER SLIDE
ANOTHER THING I’M
SURE YOU’VE SEEN,
•  FIRST, MAKE SURE
   THAT YOU ARE KIND
   AND PERSONABLE TO
   EVERYONE YOU MEET
   EACH DAY.
THE PRESENTER PUTS
 EVERYTHING THEY
  WANT TO SAY ON
   THEIR SLIDES,
AND THEN READS
 THEM TO YOU.
ONE OF THEM
(THE SLIDES OR THE PRESENTER)
IS UNNECCESSARY.
•  FIRST, MAKE SURE
    THAT YOU ARE KIND


    ER PO INT
    AND PERSONABLE TO

P OWEVERYONE YOU MEET
    EACH DAY.

   FEL ONY
INSTEAD, TRY THIS:
2
ELIMINATE
   TEXT
PEOPLE CAN
 ONLY PROCESS
  ONE STREAM
OF VERBAL INPUT
   AT A TIME.
THEY’LL EITHER…
LISTEN TO YOU,
OR   READ YOUR SLIDES.
?
   ?


THEY CAN’T DO BOTH.
ELIMINATE AS MUCH
    TEXT AS YOU
   POSSIBLY CAN
ELIMINATE AS MUCH
    TEXT AS YOU
   POSSIBLY CAN
ELIMINATE AS MUCH
    TEXT AS YOU
   POSSIBLY CAN
ELIMINATE AS MUCH
    TEXT AS YOU
   POSSIBLY CAN
•  FIRST, MAKE SURE
   THAT YOU ARE KIND
   AND PERSONABLE TO
   EVERYONE YOU MEET
   EACH DAY.
BECOMES
Be Friendly
JUST REMEMBER,
2
ELIMINATE
   TEXT
AND FINALLY,
USING A SLIDE
TEMPLATE TO INSERT
  AN IMAGE GIVES
  YOU SOMETHING
     LIKE THIS:
BE FRIENDLY
ER PO INT
P OW
 BE FRIENDLY

       FEL   ONY
INSTEAD, TRY THIS:
3
USE BIG
 IMAGES
WITH EXACTLY THE
 SAME CONTENT,
BE FRIENDLY
BECOMES
BE FRIENDLY
BE FRIENDLY



(MUCH BETTER)
BUT BE CAREFUL TO
   AVOID THIS:
BE FRIENDLY
BE FRIENDLY

PIXELATION
IT’S CAUSED BY
STRETCHING SMALL
      IMAGES.
MAKE SURE TO USE
IMAGES THAT ARE AT
      LEAST
800 x 600
  PIXELS
YOU CAN FIND
GREAT IMAGERY TO
 USE AT SITES LIKE:
compfight.com
                  (CREATIVE COMMONS)




istockphoto.com
      (PAID)
ONE MORE THING:
CLIP ART
IT’S TACKY.
EVERYONE HAS IT.
YOU CAN DO BETTER.
SO…
NEXT TIME YOU
 GET THE ITCH TO
COMMIT A SERIOUS
   POWERPOINT
     FELONY,
REMEMBER…
1
ONE IDEA
PER SLIDE
2
ELIMINATE
   TEXT
3
USE BIG
 IMAGES
TO LEARN MORE, VISIT:
ADVANCEYOURSLIDES.COM
         AND
  @ADVANCEURSLIDES
DON’T BE A
POWERPOINT
FE LON
 A PRESENTATION BY NICK SMITH
IMAGE CREDITS

SLIDE 3: DEATH BY POWERPOINT – TIM CAYNES

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