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Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.

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Dear NSA, you can do whatever with my data. But not with my eyes. Those slides are hideous. …

Dear NSA, you can do whatever with my data. But not with my eyes. Those slides are hideous.

So here's a quick revamp of your PRISM slides.


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  • 1. DEAR NSA,A quick work by Emiland De Cubber@emilanddc - www.emiland.me
  • 2. Dear NSA,You can do whatever you want with my data.
  • 3. But not with my eyes.
  • 4. Those slides are hideous.I would have expected better from you...
  • 5. #SRSLY!?
  • 6. Let me take care of your slides.
  • 7. PRISMIntroducing
  • 8. The number one sourceof raw intelligence.
  • 9. How can we monitor everything ?U.S. &CANADAEUROPEAFRICAASIA &PACIFICLATIN AMERICA& CARRIBEAN4,972 Gbps2,721Gbps2,946Gbps11 Gbps5Gbps343Gbps40Gbps1,345GbpsSo is your targets’ data.Most of the world’s communicationsare flowing through the U.S.Internation Internet Bandwidth
  • 10. What will you receive in collection?Email Chat Videos PhotosFile Transfers Login Activity SocialMediaProfilesMany more data sources available upon request.
  • 11. From which sources?Microsoft Google Yahoo!Facebook PalTalk YouTubeSkype Aol Apple
  • 12. What is the plan?2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 13. What is the plan?09/11/072007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 14. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/082007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 15. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/092007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 16. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/102007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 17. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/1002/06/1103/31/112007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 18. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/1002/06/1103/31/11 Added Oct. 122007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 19. How much?$ 20Mper year(It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
  • 20. PRISMWelcome to a new world.
  • 21. Even if you are not a government agency,I would be happy to help you with your next presentation.or contact me at :hello@emiland.meVisitwww.emiland.me
  • 22. Thanks to all these people!FontLato by Łukasz DziedzicSymbols by The Noun ProjectPrism by Martha OrmistonEmail by Douglas NashConversation by Murali KrishnaSuper 8 Camera by John CasertaPolaroids by Johan H. W. BasbergPaper Clip by Marie CoonsKey by William J. SalvadorCommunity by Rémy MédardSocial Media IconsSimple Icons by Dan LeechProofreadingMack McConnell