This autobiography is from the perspective of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets book. It describes being published by Bloomsbury Publishers after being written by J.K. Rowling. It was then bought by a rude boy who damaged the book. The book was then further mistreated by being drooled on, having juice spilled on it, and being rolled on. It ended up being thrown in the laundry and badly damaged before being discarded with old newspapers. The book concludes by asking readers to take good care of books.