The PowerPoint presentation encourages dating a man named Gilbert by listing reasons like he is going to college, is good with kids, and is a gentleman. It questions why someone wouldn't want to date him and claims dating Gilbert would increase one's happiness level. While noting freedom in America, it concludes by saying the puppy wants the viewer to date Gilbert.

1. A Powerpoint

2.  Why WOULDN'T you date him?
 He’s going to college
 He is a fucking gentleman
 He’s good with kids!
Why would you turn
down a guy like this?!

3. His Happiness Level
Your happiness Level

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 *it speaks for itself

5.  This is America, We are ALWAYS free.

6.  He’s good with kids
 He’s a gentleman
 He’s going to college
 He might even bake cookies for you!

8.  The Puppy wants you to date Gilbert.