This document is a parody song welcoming teachers to educational technology set to the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean. It describes a teacher's initial fears and struggles in learning to use the internet and computers in the classroom. Through taking the time to learn, their fears are alleviated and they become comfortable using technology as a teaching tool. They realize that the internet opens up new educational opportunities for students. By the end, the teacher is now excited to explore the internet with their class.