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Jokes Sumedhe
(1) Equation…. <ul><li>Teacher tells a student </li></ul><ul><li>  a=b </li></ul><ul><li>  b=c  </li></ul><ul><li>implies ...
<ul><li>Student replies; </li></ul><ul><li>  I  love  u  </li></ul><ul><li>u  love  your daughter  </li></ul><ul><li>so  I...
(2) Big Sound….. <ul><li>Guide:  </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's larges...
<ul><li>Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?   </li></ul>
(4)Wash Room….! <ul><li>I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:   </li></ul><ul><li>&q...
<ul><li>And the other guy says:   </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;So what are you up to?&quot;   </li></ul><ul><li>What kind of qu...
<ul><li>At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.   </li></ul><ul><li>&quot...
<ul><li>Then I hear the guy say nervously...   </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Listen, I'll have to call you back.  T here's an id...
Click! (4) Bad Morning....!
Click! (5) Wrong Question….?
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Jokes Sumedhe

  1. 1. Jokes Sumedhe
  2. 2. (1) Equation…. <ul><li>Teacher tells a student </li></ul><ul><li> a=b </li></ul><ul><li> b=c </li></ul><ul><li>implies a=c. </li></ul><ul><li>Tell me an example </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>Student replies; </li></ul><ul><li> I love u </li></ul><ul><li>u love your daughter </li></ul><ul><li>so I love your daughter </li></ul>
  4. 4. (2) Big Sound….. <ul><li>Guide: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest 
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. 
 </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls? </li></ul>
  6. 6. (4)Wash Room….! <ul><li>I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Hi, how are you?&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Doing' just fine!&quot; </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>And the other guy says: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;So what are you up to?&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>What kind of question is that? ハ A t that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot; Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!&quot; </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Can I come over?&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. </li></ul><ul><li>I tell him, </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;No........I'm a little busy right now!!!” </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>Then I hear the guy say nervously... </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Listen, I'll have to call you back. T here's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!&quot; </li></ul>
  10. 10. Click! (4) Bad Morning....!
  11. 11. Click! (5) Wrong Question….?
  12. 12. Thank you!

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