The document is an excerpt from an autobiographical book written by Jalen Satcher about his unsuccessful life. It describes how he considers himself talented at drawing, writing, singing, and rapping despite not being successful yet. He believes money is overemphasized and that his life is about more than just career or wealth. The chapter goes on to describe how he was an unexpected and difficult baby, often upsetting his mother and almost burning down his grandmother's house with his loud and crazy behavior.

1. UNSUCESSFUL,
BUT TALENTED
JALEN SATCHER
See, I’m not successful
yet. But I really don’t
care about it. Most
people think I’m not
talented at all. Even
though in reality, I can

2. draw, write, sing, rap,
and do other things. They
think money is the answer
to everything. Well, when
you have to buy
something, of course. But
when you think it’s your
whole life, then you got
a serious problem. I
don’t think that way,
because I’m too busy
thinking of women,
friends, career and my
family. Luckily, for me,
nobody pays attention to
the guy writing a book.
Instead to the athletes
and bad boys, in which
they don’t know they are
the wrong guys for them.

3. But I’ll get into that
later. This book is about
my unsuccessful life with
laughs and sadness. No
one will fully understand
what life I have until
you get to know me. So
here’s your own personal,
store bought chance.
CHAPTER 1: BORN SINNER, OPPOSITE OF A
WINNER
The day I was born is the
second most luckiest day
of the year: March 16,
2000. Which is right BEFORE
the luckiest day of the
year. But avoiding this,
I wasn’t even supposed to

4. be born. That’s right.
This person and my
brother weren’t supposed
to be born. Bet nobody
reading this knew this
because, oh yeah, because
no one tries to know me.
Especially my friends
who’re just friends just
for money. Secondly, I
was (and still am) a
beautiful baby. You can
look at the pictures
either from me, or
Google. Don’t matter
which one, because either
way I look beautiful.
So, I was the obnoxious
baby. You know, the older
brother is ALWAYS the best

5. thing alive. Until he
gets older.
Loud, crazy, and other
things like me AND my
character. Yeah, don’t
wanna go back to when I
almost BURNED DOWN MY
GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE BEFORE. OR
AGGRIVATED MY MOTHER TO DEATH. You
know, simple stuff
everyone does once in a
while. I guess when it
comes to family, nothing
goes the way you want it
to go.