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1. The Definitive
Guide to
Creating
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2. agenda
Objective: review the 12 uniquely ugliest slide
types for businessess success
Goal: show how you can make you’re
audience unsettled
Mission: demonstrate excellence in ugly for
bottom-line results
Tactics: There are twelve different slides in
this
Results: ROI

3. The Rush Hour
Slides with a lot of content can get a lot of information on one slide so that you
can be sure you don’t need to actually put brains on while presenting. You can
simply read text and sure that you don’t miss a word. Sometimes audiences will
read along with you and other times they’ll look away in disgust because they’re
slides isincredibly packed that they’re repugnant and that’s what communications
is all about.
Marketing goals for Q4

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“ensures that people won’t get
lost in the details of the pie chart so you can just keep
driving to the dedication of pursuing excellence”

5. • The“Gloria Loves
You!!”

6. THE 1995 retro

10. The “passive
aggressive
secretary”

11. The “Finance Guy with the breath”

12. the Memoir slide
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• Siôn Owen
• Product Marketer & Communication Strategist at BMW
• Before the presenter had barely uttered a word, your mind had
already checked out. You were no longer present in that meeting
room – you were prancing playfully across a white sand beach,
the fruity flavors of your boozy cocktail blending harmoniously
with the wafting scent of coconut tanning oil and salty sea air.
You felt fresh and at peace, a welcomed guest in a land where
presenting oneself merely entailed a smile and a “cheers.”Then,
suddenly, you were startled by a loud bang. What you had hoped
was the chef making preparations for the afternoon’s pig roast
turned out to be the hapless presenter slapping the sputtering
projector to refocus the manuscript being read verbatim from
the screen. As you tried coming to terms with your aggressive jolt
back to reality, a tear rolled slowly down your cheek and
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• landed in the corner of your mouth, serving as a
salty reminder of your attempted escape from
presentation hell.
• Visual aid abuse is a serious offense. To make
things a bit more palatable for your audiences,
here are the five types of presentation slides to
avoid.
• Memoir Slides contain nothing but text, and a lot
of it. Maybe it’s the screaming kids or puppy duties
that keep him busy. Whatever it is, the presenter
clearly has little time to read at home because he
takes full advantage of every opportunity to do so
during his presentations. Reading from the slide
makes his presence utterly unnecessary, which
means he’s just wasted everyone’s time. You’d
think he’d get the hint when receiving nothing but
1,000+ page novels each year during the
company’s Secret Santa gift exchange.
Source; “Siôn Owen, Product Marketer & Communication Strategist (201)

13. The visionary

14. In conclusion
KEEP THEM WANTING MORE
And let’s get started!

15. • QUESTIONS AND THANK YOU