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An aero car, or flying taxi, picked up a man named Nigel Cowpie and flew over Ilford before landing in Pickles Lane and dropping him off at his day center. However, when Nigel went to use his computer, it squirted ink all over him because someone had deliberately poured ink into the hard drive. The man responsible was Percy Nose, a troublemaker who wore glasses. In addition, another man was expelled from the center after being caught urinating in the garden.
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