The bath with the huge plughole
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A man accidentally pulled the plug while taking a bath and fell down the plughole into the sewer system. Sewer workers spotted him and directed him to climb back up the pipe to return to his bath. The man's house had additional unusual features, including a bedroom ceiling with a large mouth and teeth that tried to bite the homeowner, Terry Blowtorch, while he was in bed.
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Ealing London Independent Photography meeting - June 2024
Photographs from trip to American Deep South
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Storyboard produced for the TV commercial of a toy from the children's show “Dino Ranch”
2024 MATFORCE Youth Poster Contest Winners
This document announces the winners of the 2024 Youth Poster Contest organized by MATFORCE. It lists the grand prize and age category winners for grades K-6, 7-12, and individual age groups from 5 years old to 18 years old.
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storyboard: Victor and Verlin discussing about top hat
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Ealing London Independent Photography meeting - June 2024
Ealing London Independent Photography meeting - June 2024
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The bath with the huge plughole
- 1. THE BATH WITH THE HUGE PLUGHOLE One day a man having a bath accidentally pulled the plug out. As a result he fell down the plughole together with the water and landed in the drains. Sewer maintenance men rowing their boat down the sewer spotted the man and told him to climb back up the pipe leading to the plughole. He did and returned to the bath in his house at 23 Sewer Drive, Muckington, Bristolshire. The bath with the plughole large enough to cause a human being to fall down the water pipe wasn’t the only mishap in his house for lurking in his bedroom was a ceiling with a huge gaping mouth and giant gnashers ready to pounce on any person who happened to be in the room. As it happened the mouth jumped down on the bed and tried to bite a chunk out of Terry Blowtorch, the owner of the house.