The billiard ball tree
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A tree that grew billiard balls was planted in Goodfood Park to save money on buying balls. However, the balls were dangerous until they ripened and could hatch birds, spit poison, or bite and kill people, potentially charging the planter with murder. Games like lawn billiards without a table and duck pond football, where players risked being pecked by ducks, were played in the park.
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留信网认证的作用:
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一、工作未确定，回国需先给父母、亲戚朋友看下文凭的情况，办理一份就读学校的毕业证【微信：A575476】文凭即可
二、回国进私企、外企、自己做生意的情况，这些单位是不查询毕业证真伪的，而且国内没有渠道去查询国外文凭的真假，也不需要提供真实教育部认证。鉴于此，办理一份毕业证【微信：A575476】即可
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1:该专业认证可证明留学生真实身份
2:同时对留学生所学专业登记给予评定
3:国家专业人才认证中心颁发入库证书
4:这个认证书并且可以归档倒地方
5:凡事获得留信网入网的信息将会逐步更新到个人身份内，将在公安局网内查询个人身份证信息后，同步读取人才网入库信息
6:个人职称评审加20分
7:个人信誉贷款加10分
8:在国家人才网主办的国家网络招聘大会中纳入资料，供国家高端企业选择人才
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选择实体注册公司办理，更放心，更安全！我们的承诺：可来公司面谈，可签订合同，会陪同客户一起到教育部认证窗口递交认证材料，客户在教育部官方认证查询网站查询到认证通过结果后付款，不成功不收费！
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The billiard ball tree
- 1. THE BILLIARD BALL TREE Once there was a tree that grew billiard balls in Goodfood Park. It was a good idea because it saved buying billiard balls. Before the balls could be used they had to ripen, but, ‘beware, a bird could very easily hatch out of the billiard ball or the ball could spit poison at you. Worst of luck the billiard ball could bite and that bite, and that bite could be poisonous. It could even kill, and, ‘ if it does then the man who planted the billiard ball tree could be charged with murder. As it was in a park lawn billiards was the main game, that is, ‘a game of billiards without the table. There were other games as well, such as, ‘duck pond football. You had to climb into the duck pond and play football, surrounded by ducks all the time, but you ran the risk of a rogue duck pecking the football. To prevent this, the only way was to spray duck repellent on the football.