Fred Cereal was a 20 foot tall school teacher with a blackboard on his chest teaching 500 children. The classroom had windows filled with dinner plates and desks with wheels and dogs inside that would jump out and knock children over. The headmaster, Mr. Chops, had strict traditions like caning boys every morning and requiring them to comb their teeth and take their trousers off in class. One boy got in trouble for dumping sugar in the toilet and was told to eat cement, then had his head fly off after being birched so hard it stuck to the window before flying back.