Fred Cereal was a 20 foot tall school teacher with a blackboard on his chest teaching 500 children. The classroom had windows filled with dinner plates and desks with wheels that often contained dogs that would jump out and knock children over. The strict headmaster, Mr. Chops, ran the unusual Sugarbush Comprehensive school where traditions included boys licking the playground each morning, getting caned before class, combing their teeth instead of hair, and doing math problems on loaves of bread while drinking ink. Any misbehaving students would face harsh punishment from instructors like getting told to eat cement or being birched so hard their head would fly off.

1. STORY OF THE SCHOOL TEACHER WHO HAD A BLACKBOARD ON HIS
CHEST
Fred Cereal, a 20 foot tall school teacher, had a blackboard on his chest.
In his class there were a total of 500 children.
The class had windows stuffed with dinner plates, and every school desk had wheels
on it.
The desks of cause had dogs inside them.
Every time a child opened his desk a dog jumped out and knocked him flying.
One day the headmaster, Mr. Chops, held a conversation with Fred Cereal on how to
run the school.
The headmaster said that all boys should lick the playground every morning the
report to me at 9.00am, then they get the cane and off they go to their classes.
By tradition every boy got the cane to make them ready for class in this school,
Sugarbush comprehensive.
Another tradition was that every boy should comb his teeth and take his trousers off
in class,
'that's the school uniform.
At lessons every boy at this school did his sums on a loaf of bread and drank ink to
prevent him daydreaming in class.
One day a boy dumped sugar down the toilet.
Mr Dirty, the P.E instructor,caught him and told him to eat cement.
After he ate cement the boy Michael O got the birch across his head.
In fact he got birched so hard that his head flew off and stuck to the window.
the head danced on the window then flew back onto its owner, the boy himself.
Mr Chops, the headmaster, at Sugarbush school,was very strict.
he once gave the boys the birch for throwing darts at the sun.