The document discusses 3 products that have erroneously achieved immortality: Visual SourceSafe, Visual C++ 6, and Internet Explorer 6. Visual SourceSafe is chatty and has a working folder randomizer. Visual C++ 6 is essentially the same as Visual Studio 1998 and its code identifies it as Visual C++. Internet Explorer 6 became the corporate standard despite being outdated and its use is prolonged by jQuery.