Ever tought getting a job is way too easy for you? With this 8 step programme you will reduce the interest of a recruiter. Ever tought getting a job is way too difficult for you? With this 8 step programme you will with these real life examples learn few things that might be reducing your chances. Knowing them helps you to avoid them.

1. Recruiting:Recruiting:
8 simple steps to8 simple steps to
ruin your chancesruin your chances
(slightly based on applications received by me)(slightly based on applications received by me)

2. 1. Seeking for a job1. Seeking for a job
at a bank?at a bank?

3. -tell that your-tell that your
experience wouldexperience would
make you very goodmake you very good
at selling ice creamat selling ice cream

4. 2.applying for any2.applying for any
Job but at a nurseryJob but at a nursery
or as a cook?or as a cook?

5. -begin your-begin your
application tellingapplication telling
you primarily areyou primarily are
seeking for a job asseeking for a job as
a nanny or a cook.a nanny or a cook.

6. 3.heard that your3.heard that your
application shouldapplication should
fit in one page?fit in one page?

7. Make it fit inMake it fit in
Two rows of textTwo rows of text

8. 4. don't know the4. don't know the
Recruiter personally?Recruiter personally?

9. Start by sending HIM a
friend request at
facebook

10. 5.want to show your5.want to show your
Interest for theInterest for the
Recruiter?Recruiter?

11. call him to ask for more
detailes – after 6 p.m...
...And not to his work
related, but personal
number you found from the
phone directory.

12. 6. applying for6. applying for
Customer service?Customer service?

13. Don't forget to add a sad
faced picture of you.

14. 7. how about a job7. how about a job
In a concervativeIn a concervative
organization?organization?

15. If you're a female, Use a
picture of you in your
most giving outfit using
way too much make up.
If you're a man, do the
same.

16. 8. still think they8. still think they
Might end up hiringMight end up hiring
you?you?

17. ”forget” to add your name
and phonenumber.
Instead, use an e-mail
account like
sender: ”leviathan69”
address: pornlord@email.com