The document describes a "Bizarro Universe" where logical rules are rejected and opposites are true. In this world: - Common laws of logic like non-contradiction and the excluded middle do not apply. True means false, on means off, etc. - The language "Bizarro-English" follows opposite rules where adjectives and nouns mean their antonyms. Sentences have multiple negatives making meaning unclear. - Logic and reasoning is flawed in bizarre ways, like an incompetent police officer being chosen for an important case because he is the most incompetent. - Mastering this opposite world and language would take a genius but it is better to stick with the normal

1. What Happens When the Law of
Non-Contradiction
and the Law of the Excluded Middle are
Rejected?
A Bizarro Universe!
AHaller

2. A Bizarro Universe
Venn Diagram
Humans =
Non Humans
A = ሚ
𝐴
Off = On
True = False
Yes = No
Right = Wrong

3. a) Ugly am beautiful
b) Beautiful am ugly
c) Smart am dumb
d) Dumb am smart
e) Buy Bizzaro bonds – they are guaranteed to fail
f) Bizzaro is a cubed shaped planet Thrae not spherical
Axioms for
Bizarro #1

4. • Bizzaro #1 was
assigned the top
crime to investigate
on Thrae (not Earth)
– His selection was
based on the fact he
was more
incompetent than
the entire Bizarro
police force
– To Bizarro #1 this
was considered an
extreme honor and
he cherished the
assignment

5. Syllogisms and Logic in a Bizarro World
Replace adjectives with their opposite.
Replace certain nouns with their opposite.
The ultimate end of this caused sentences to frequently have double
and triple negatives. Combined with the fact that Bizarro's logic is
already flawed.
The lack of nominative case when using pronouns; Bizarro replaces
pronouns that should be nominative with their analogues in the
accusative case. Bizarro might introduce himself by saying "Me am
Bizarro" instead of "I am Bizarro,"

6. Syllogisms and Logic in a Bizarro World
The lack of proper verb conjugation; Bizarro only uses the first person
conjugation for any verb. For example, the verb "is" is always
conjugated as "am", leading to sentences like "This am great".
Speak the opposite of what is really meant in a situation. Thus, "This
am great" would mean that the thing isn't great at all. The exception
would be "Me am Bizarro", which would actually mean what was said.
Bizarro-English words are thus antonyms of the corresponding English
words.

7. No Doubt to Master the Bizarro
Language would take a Genius!
That’s Why We Stick with the
One the Language We Have.
Even then people do not Care nor
Understand us.