This document contains 30 short jokes or puns primarily focused on wordplay or misunderstandings. Some examples include jokes about numbers like "why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9", homophones like "what did the spider do on the computer? It made a website", and plays on meanings like "why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash". The jokes cover a variety of topics but are all very short in length.

1. Joke of the Day Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789!

2. Joke of the Day What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website!

3. Joke of the Day What has four legs but can't walk? A table!

4. Joke of the Day How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

5. Joke of the Day On which side of an ostrich are the feathers? The outside!

6. Joke of the Day “ Joey, can you come out and play?” “ No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”

7. Joke of the Day What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!

8. Joke of the Day Why did the clown take off his shoes? His feet felt funny.

9. Joke of the Day What did the elevator say to the doctor? “ I’m coming down with something.”

10. Joke of the Day What is the longest word in English? “ Smiles. There’s a mile between each “ s ”.

11. Joke of the Day Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!

12. Joke of the Day Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

13. Joke of the Day Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll

14. Joke of the Day Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.

15. Joke of the Day What's brown and sticky? A stick.

16. Joke of the Day Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!

17. Joke of the Day What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!

18. Joke of the Day What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.

19. Joke of the Day What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.

20. Joke of the Day What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.

21. Joke of the Day Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

22. Joke of the Day What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

23. Joke of the Day What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

24. Joke of the Day What did the gum say to the shoe? “ I’m stuck on you.”

25. Joke of the Day What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese

26. Joke of the Day After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live. {cont.}

27. Is there anyone you want to see before you go?” “ Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”

28. Joke of the Day Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?” Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”

29. Joke of the Day What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella

30. Joke of the Day Where do spices go when they are sick? To see Dr. Pepper.

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