This document contains a collection of riddles and jokes told in short phrases or sentences. Some riddles ask questions about common objects or situations and provide short, pun-based answers. Other jokes involve brief dialog exchanges between characters with humorous misunderstandings or responses. The lighthearted content is presented concisely and focuses on eliciting smiles or laughter from readers.

1. What goes up the chimney
down, but not down the
chimney up?
An umbrellaAn umbrella

2. Dad, “You usually talk a lot
on the phone. Why did you
only talk half an hour?”
Daughter, “It was aDaughter, “It was a
wrong number!”wrong number!”

3. On which side of anOn which side of an
ostrich are the feathers?ostrich are the feathers?
The outside!

4. After a carefulAfter a careful
examination the doctorexamination the doctor
said, “ I’m sorry to tellsaid, “ I’m sorry to tell
you that you’ve only gotyou that you’ve only got
four hours to live.four hours to live.

5. Is there anyone you wantIs there anyone you want
to see before you go?”to see before you go?”
“Yes,” answered the
patient. “ Another
doctor.”

6. ““Joey,Joey, can you come outcan you come out
and play?”and play?”
“No. I have to help my
dad do my homework.”

7. Why did the clown takeWhy did the clown take
off his shoes?off his shoes?
His feet felt funny.His feet felt funny.

8. What did the elevator sayWhat did the elevator say
to the doctor?to the doctor?
““I’m coming down withI’m coming down with
something.”something.”

9. Where do spices go whenWhere do spices go when
they are sick?they are sick?
To see Dr. Pepper.To see Dr. Pepper.

10. What did the gum say toWhat did the gum say to
the shoe?the shoe?
““I’m stuck on you.”I’m stuck on you.”

11. What is the longest wordWhat is the longest word
in English?in English? SmilesSmiles
There’s aThere’s a milemile betweenbetween
each “each “ss”.”.