This document contains a collection of jokes and puns. It includes jokes about math books, elves in school, teachers wearing sunglasses, basketball players going to jail, chickens disliking Fridays, tea bags, witches liking spelling, crossing elephants and rhinos, peeling onions, skeletons not going to balls, cows enjoying movies, numbers being afraid of each other, porcupines and cacti, watch dogs keeping time, plates serving lunch, zebras being sunburnt and red all over, skeletons going on vacation, grapes being stepped on, crossing snakes and kangaroos, boys bringing ladders to school, toilets flushing, fans leaving baseball games, and calendars having dates