How to Fuck up your business

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This document provides sarcastic advice on ways to negatively impact or "fuck up" a business, including starting a business in an unfamiliar country or market, without a clear monetization model, relying on a single supplier, and failing to establish responsibilities with partners. It warns against always throwing more money at failed ideas and suggests finding a balance by focusing on a niche market and establishing reasonable prices.

How to fuck-up your business
or series of “great fucking advices”

You only fail if you don’t learn
something
© Some Great Loser

Doing business in a country
you don’t know nothing
about? Fuck, YEAH!

Start business without a
fucking monetization model

Seasonal business is
fucking great. You have
time to fuck around!

So nobody is in the
market? Then you fucking
should be!

DISRUPT everything to
fucking smitherines!

Invite all your friends to be
fucking partners

Depending on one fucking
supplier is awesome!

Bribing people is a fucking
business advantage!

Family business is great
fucking idea

You don’t need no fucking
key business metrics

You didn’t have agreements
on responsibilities with
partners from beginning?
Great fucking idea!

Who needs to fucking
scale? You can fucking do
everything alone

You’ve tried and it didn’t
work? Throw more fucking
money into it!

Not so fucking great
advices

Produce a lot, sell fucking
cheap!

Be the best, sell for fucking
expensive!

Focus on a fucking niche
(but not too fucking small)

Nothing is true, everything
is permitted!
- W.S. Burrouhs

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