This document provides advice for startups on how to effectively pitch news stories about their company to media outlets like TechCrunch. It emphasizes creating relationships with journalists before pitching, having a unique story to tell, personalizing the pitch, and focusing on the benefit to readers. It also outlines what not to do, such as being insulting, giving unnecessary backstory, or sending vague pitches. The overall message is that startups should proactively work to create their own newsworthy stories rather than just trying to get publicity for publicity's sake.