The document is a conversation where "Helping Hector" asks for clues to determine if he is Greek or Roman. Some clues provided include a liking for togas, statues, columns, arched doorways, and famous buildings like the Panthenon. He discusses enjoying poetry, plays, and knows about human anatomy and the Ptolemaic universe model. He expresses disgust at waste in the streets and recalls singing about "all the roads". In the end, he determines that he is the world's coolest Roman.

3. Helping Hector! Great Statue, check it out it looks like me! Look I have abs too! Come on now, what man looks that perfect. It is so unrealistic, no battle scars, no little bit of flabby stomach! I wouldn’t buy it!

6. Helping Hector! Check out this impressive building!!! I think it is called the Parthenon!