Talk at Social Media & Web Analytics LinkedIn's homepage contains content from over 40 product areas and has evolved over hundreds of experiments. For modern websites this is not an unusual phenomena. To parallelize website development and work in harmony, product teams rely on two guidance systems, organizational cohesion and analytical feedback. Our focus is analytics and in particular, metrics. Unfortunately, not all metrics are created equal. Common metrics such as mean average precision and engagement stickiness have massive downsides if used incorrectly. Here we explore criteria to align optimizing metrics with improving user experience and reaching company goals.